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English Class 

A purgatory-esque section of schooling where children learn to spew redundant information for eight to twelve years, while still learning less than a single YouTube video could teach.
“I sentence you to eternal condemnation, where you shall construct essays of nothing and collect quotes in the billions. The punished call it “English class”, but the English Class knows them only as captives.
English Class by Rowb0at May 26, 2022

English Class 

"English class should dig its own grave".
English Class by mdwmq March 29, 2023

English Class 

The teacher (usually female, 40-50 years old, divorced) loves to over analyse everything in a text/movie
They stop after every sentence to analyze the words said in whatever piece of media you are studying
"The shirt was dark blue" does not represent the melancholic solitude that the character portrays, maybe the shirt was just fucking dark blue
Guy1 : English Class sucks!
Guy2: i know, the teacher makes us write an essay on 1 line of a poem
English Class by Dexter_39764 August 24, 2023

English Class 

Where all the double digit iq reject fucks go to teach, because theyre too braindead to actually teach a real class or subject
id rather kill myself than go to english class tomorrow
English Class by toejerk October 9, 2023

English Class is now Real

When u poop

Death by English class 

When your English teacher wants you to write three essays and a research paper in one week.
Random Student: "My friend died from insomnia after he wrote ten 100-page essays in one week."
Cool Math teacher: "Dude, I think that's called 'death by English class'."