A purgatory-esque section of schooling where children learn to spew redundantinformation for eight to twelve years, while still learning less than a single YouTube video could teach.
“I sentence you to eternal condemnation, where you shall construct essays of nothing and collect quotes in the billions. The punished call it “English class”, but the English Class knows them only as captives.
The teacher (usually female, 40-50 years old, divorced) loves to over analyse everything in a text/movie
They stop after every sentence to analyze the words said in whatever piece of media you are studying
"The shirt was dark blue" does not represent the melancholic solitude that the character portrays, maybe the shirt was just fucking dark blue
Guy1 : English Class sucks!
Guy2: i know, the teacher makes us write an essay on 1 line of a poem
Random Student: "My friend died from insomnia after he wrote ten 100-page essays in one week."
Cool Math teacher: "Dude, I think that's called 'death by English class'."