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End of the World Excuse

An excuse used to justify things that would only be made right if the world were to end.
a. I maxed out my credit card and cheated on my wife because I thought the world was going to end on December 21st, 2012. Now I need and excuse better then the End of the World Excuse.
by kbates55 May 10, 2009
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End of batch fart

The last farts before you need a poo. These farts tens to be the most pungent of all farts.
Man 1: “holy shit that smells“
Man 2: “yeah dude that was an end of batch fart, I'm off to drop the kids in the pool now“
by Emiloudee93 September 14, 2012
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End of the Internet

What you call a website when you want to "rebrand" it and are too lazy to think of a better name, next thing you know it gets sold off to CNET.

Thankfully no one has ever done this because no such website exists.
"End of the Internet? I've been there, but I don't have an account... I mean, Area 51!"
~Mikhajist
by bakudandan September 14, 2009
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end of summer

The last 2-3 weeks of summer when students realize school will be starting soon and begin summer reading homework.
It's the end of summer and I can feel the freedom melting away.

During the end of the summer, students are frequently taunted by store signs announcing the back-to -school season.

It's the end of summer. I'm dreading schedule pick-up day.
by bastness July 25, 2016
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End of the road

Synonymous with "end of the line," this phrase can denote the literal end of a road or path, or figuratively express a situation where one can no longer progress forward.
College sports are the end of the road for many talented athletes.
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End of the Internet

The site that also does not exist.
ANON1: "Hey man, how do I reach the End of the Internet?"

ANON2: "You can't. It also doesn't exist."

ANON1: "OH SHI-... YOU CRAZY FOO!"
by AnonTweaker February 27, 2009
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