eats

Ghetto terminology for "food".

"I need some eats."

by Dave January 14, 2004

eat

To perform Oral Sex (fellatio, cunnilingus or analingus) on a person.

1. John likes to eat Mary, unless she is on her period.

2. Mary likes to eat John, unless he has been having sex with her sister, Jane.

3. What do you mean I owe you five dollars? Eat me, then I will give you five dollars.

by Chrono January 3, 2005

Eating

something you should never do while viewing an NSFW picture

*Random man posts NSFW thing*
EWW WHAT THE HELL I WAS EATING!

by IslandDemolisher78 May 22, 2013

eat

what you do everyday

a: what are you eating
b: nothin
c: im hungry
a: stfu
b: ima go to mcdonalds

by CANYOUREADTHISYESYOUCAN October 22, 2011

eat

to slowly but surely bring a woman to sweet shudeering orgasm by going downon her or performing oral sex

a verb that studs, femmes, butches and lesbians love doing

Ooooh wee... girl... Lucky said she was gonna eat me last night and it good

Bring that pussy over here, I'm gonna eat you out

by Yinka June 30, 2004

eating

The only activity in the world that can make anything boring more fun.

Bob: Dear God skydiving is boring.
Flight Instructor: Don't worry! Just eat something on the way down!
Bob: Great idea! *proceeds to eat chips and queso*

Flight Instructor: Eating makes the world go round!

by Ferrari Guy 51 August 23, 2012

Eating

(verb)

When there is nothing else to do.

I'm bored.

"Then start eating!"

by TheBubbies101 August 27, 2014