eat my dick

to ask a fellow human to eat and/or suck on your penis

man1- eat my dick
man2- okay!
man1- oh shit
man3- WHOA what's going on HERE

by thomas the train engine November 07, 2006

Eat That Dick up

Expression meant to basically say, Deal with it. Don’t bother trying to explain yourself or do anything. They have won.

Boy you better Eat that dick up , I ain’t hearing shit you talking bout!

by Comedian95 January 12, 2023

eat all dicks

Variation on eat a bag of dicks and eat all the dicks

An expression of outrage at another.

After Fox sued Warner Bros to try and get Watchmen canceled, everyone invited them to eat all dicks.

by LongRanger2 January 23, 2009

eat that dick up

Meaning shut the fuck /you a bitch

Guy1: aye you need to cut yo hair

Guy2:man eat that dick up

by Godlike:) April 29, 2018

eat a dick up

Consume a penis in the upward direction. See eat a dick, dick-eater.

"I just finished the last empanada."
"Eat a dick up."

by Ellis August 22, 2004

eat a dick and die

an insult from the 90's but now it's funny because eating a dick is a blowjob but it means to devour a human dick (fully, not a blowjob) and die basically meaning that they'll get death row for cannibalism.

eat a dick and die, Jeffrey epstein

by username420 November 21, 2020

eat that dick up

leave me alone/ shut the fuck up

“mane eat that dick up”
louisiana term

by eatthatpussyyy445 March 19, 2020