Whilst at hooters with your comrades, go into the bathroom and place your dick into the nozzle of the hand dryer. Important: make sure that the nozzle is facing upwards. Now shoot your load and you will get a facial. A cuCUMber mask, if you will. After enjoying the experience for a moment, wash the jizz off of your face and pat dry with a towel.
I felt like a homosexual after enjoying a dyson in the hooters restroom, but Adam told me that it's not gay if you're by yourself when it happens. He also said, "If it's not a dyson then you paid too much."
by ParrotCall December 30, 2009
1. someone who has a very poor mum who tries to marry rich people but is unsuccessful and ends up marrying someone called jonny who thinks he's in the marines and swears a lot.
2. someone who enjoys shuving "dyson" vacum cleaners up their arse or vagina.
3. a slag
4. someone who is friends with a kurky
5. someone who would go out with anyone to get a bit of cock
6. someone very ugly and unattractive who wants to be a hairdresser
7. a girl who speaks in a manly voice
8. a butch lesbian
9. a fat jewish gladiator who is best friends with a conyers
2. someone who enjoys shuving "dyson" vacum cleaners up their arse or vagina.
3. a slag
4. someone who is friends with a kurky
5. someone who would go out with anyone to get a bit of cock
6. someone very ugly and unattractive who wants to be a hairdresser
7. a girl who speaks in a manly voice
8. a butch lesbian
9. a fat jewish gladiator who is best friends with a conyers
ohmygod i think i'm a dyson, my mum is poor and trying to marry my rich uncle.
haha i saw this new porno last night, she was doing a dyson
it's been a while since i had some cock, i'm turning into a dyson
haha i saw this new porno last night, she was doing a dyson
it's been a while since i had some cock, i'm turning into a dyson
by magandy December 12, 2007
The act of hanging ones genitals into a Dyson airblade hand dryer for the purposes of experiencing genital 'flutter'.
by steveherbert December 21, 2013
To make a gross miscalculation, especially anything sports related; as in John Dyson's grave mistake in interpreting the D/L score in the West Indies vs England ODI that took place on 20 March 2009 causing the W.I. to lose a match that they could have easily won.
Rishi: "Rajiv thought that the Trinidad and Tobago team had already qualified for the knockout stage so he bought a box seat ticket for the match. But they didn't make it to that round."
Shavak: "Whoa. I guessed he pulled a dyson."
Shavak: "Whoa. I guessed he pulled a dyson."
by shavies March 22, 2009
The act of putting your flaccid penis in an Dyson Airblade hand dryer, and let it flop around in the hot air.
The phenomenon was first described by a Norwegian comedian in late 2012, and the phrase was later coined by another Norwegian comedian in early 2016.
The phenomenon was first described by a Norwegian comedian in late 2012, and the phrase was later coined by another Norwegian comedian in early 2016.
by Hybeltiger January 27, 2016
I woke up late, had a flat, the cat threw up on me, I lost my change in the vending machine, the boss bitched me out, got stuck in traffic on the way home, my girlfriend broke up with me and took the X-box, the computer crashed and I'm out of vodka. Today was a "Dyson day".
by KimmehG August 25, 2006
the non-acting member of the League of Gentlemen, sticks to writing and producing the material. Amateur magician.
by Atari April 6, 2004