fat or pregnant dichotomy

The dilemna you face when you can't work out whether a girl on the train is pregnant and you must give up your seat for her, or simply fat and should remain standing for the rest of the journey.

That pregnant woman over there has been standing for an hour, you consider the fat or pregnant dichotomy so you ask her if she'd like to have your seat, but she punches you in the face, because she is not pregnant, she is just fat.

by randygland25 August 18, 2010

Fick dich ins Knie!

German expression meaning "fuck off" or just "fuck you", literally "fuck your knee". The origin of this expression is a pun with the archaic word "Kniefiez", meaning a very avaricious person such as Scrooge McDuck. Therefore, its original meaning was "If you're to cheap for that, you can go and fuck yourself.". However, with time it has become a more general expression that could be used equally well in any other context.

100 Mark für einmal kurz blasen? Fick dich ins Knie!

by Aquifex March 30, 2009

Daichi

Daichi is a hot guy. He is talented in countless things like music, art, and martial arts and is hella attractive, but is hard to get. He has a cold stare that somehow adds to his hotness and is very quiet. Once you get to know him though, you find that he has cute sides to himself too. He is very caring to people who are close to him, and has a cute laugh. He also loves cats

Dang I wish I can be like Daichi

I could never be good enough for Daichi

by youknowwhoiammm April 1, 2020

Dwight Schrute

Hard working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.
Good advice: THE EYES ARE THE GROIN OF THE HEAD.

(A very good beet farmer. Has had experience with werewolves and bats.)

Guy A:”Who was the guy who beat the computer, again?”
Guy B: “Why, Dwight Schrute of course!”

by Le cat in le box. June 11, 2018

Wir suchen dich

German word which means "we're looking for you"

Usually used in job applications in Germany, the word has similar connotation to the English term "We're Suckin' Dick" and has been used in various memes.

Notable ones is the one located outside a Mcdonald's store in Germany with a lady face and the 3 words written below it. "Wir suchen DICH"

Me : Morning! What's up?

some German guys : wir suchen dich

Me : WHAT?

some german guys : WIR SUCHEN DICH!!!

Me : ok i guess wir suchen dich then, come let's go!

by whitemirrors October 18, 2021

Dwight Yoakam

Dwight Yoakam is one of the best artists in recent country music history. Unlike most of his contemporaries, he doesn’t give in to what’s trendy in Nashville and plays what he likes instead. As a result, his music is unique, honest, and never pretentious. He’s able to mix elements of Bakersfield country, traditional country, bluegrass, blues, alt.country, rock, and more together seamlessly to create a sound that’s both fresh and true to its roots. In addition to his unique musical style, he also writes some of the most emotional and thought-provoking (yet somehow still simplistic) lyrics.

If that wasn’t enough, he’s also an acclaimed actor and director in Hollywood. What a guy.

Instead of buying another worthless Tim McGraw CD, buy Dwight Yoakam's new album "Blame the Vain" when it comes out on June 14th. WOOT WOOT!

by me April 25, 2005

Dwight Schrute

One who is a fan of the Lord of the Rings.

"Jim: No thanks.
Dwight Schrute: Stupid. Identity theft happens all the time. I could become you (snaps fingers) like that. But no one can become me.
Jim: No one wants to be you, Dwight.
Dwight Schrute: Not true. And if they did, they couldn’t, because I’m password-protected.
Jim: What’s your password, “Frodo”?
Dwight Schrute: No. (Changes password.)
Jim: Did you just change it to “Gollum”?
Dwight Schrute: No. (Changes password again.)

by Dissagilator October 17, 2008