duvet cover

An item bought at stores like Bed Bath & Beyond. Its exact nature and purpose remains a mystery to single men. The only way to uncover its manifold secrets is to marry a woman, and then be forced to go shopping for one.

Friend: Hey! You wanna hang out?
Newly-wed man: Sorry, man. We have to go shopping for a duvet cover.
Friend: What the hell is that?
Newly-wed man: I dunno, but apparently we need one.

by A newly-wed man October 10, 2010

Duvet

The only thing that'd ever be on top of you (because it doesnt have much of a choice-). Is usually made with a fairly soft material so you can sleep comfy, while knowing perfectly well that no one is in the bed with you because you're lonely :)

Chez: is nathan gonna be sharing your bed tonight?
Parrott: nope, just my duvet, its so sad :(

by Random_pasta November 5, 2020

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by admin with huge dick June 10, 2021

duvet

A quilt used in place of a bedspread or topsheet. Often is down-filled, and commmon in northern European countries.

The hotel room included a bed with a duvet cover

by Mittens November 12, 2003

Duvet Nectar

The residue of bodily fluids left over on a duvet or blanket after sexual activities.

Guys I'm going home. Going to make some sweet sweet duvet nectar.

by A. Pricktard January 10, 2017

duvet flartte

A slow but richly brewed fart quietly released under the duvet. A variety of flavours with a nutty aftertaste. For a intimate and emotional experience share your Duvet Flartte with a partner by pulling said duvet over their head.
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John was breawing a deadly duvet flartte all day. Whilst in bed with his long term girl friend John released his duvet flartte then suddenly pulled the duvet over her head. Their relationship was never the same.

by Wordsmith Hero May 29, 2014

Duvet Friends

Friends that are so close, they give each other duvets. Common in the Northeastern US.

I never really thought that we would be very close, but now we're duvet friends!

by Teancom January 26, 2015