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derpleganger

Derprah (Derpin' Oprah) would be Oprah's derpleganger.
by miknight December 9, 2012
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Durpree

An idiot, who is a pushover, a drag along, and tries to copy you in all ways, yet fails as he/she gets ignored by everyone else. Being Durpried means getting humiliated and ignored, to the extent where the person is suicidal (not that anyone cares about a durpree's life anyway).
Example 1: Hey, dont you fucking durpree me! I am an important person!

Example 2: No man, that guys a complete DURPREE! he just epicly fails at trying to imitate Steven Seagal.

Example 3: Nooo! Im a durpree! :(
by Gamerofthegame June 15, 2011
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DUMPLETON

A word derived from the latin for shitcunt...meaning a mass mudering, super rapist with child luring tendancies. Also renowned for wearing outrageos hawaiian shirts and generally looking like a hobo with potential gambling problems. Only known deterrent is Dr Pepper.
''I will eat your young!!!''

Go fuck yourself Dumpleton you muggy creature!!!

He's done a Dumpleton...again... tut tut!!

Lock up your daughters...its Dumpleton time :O
by tobyjug1 July 12, 2009
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Dumple Stiltskin

When you attatch a pair of stilts to your feet (Must be 3 feet or longer) and take a dump on somebodys head. Best if done to an unsuspecting victim.
I once saw Manute Bol Dumple Stiltskin on a man's head... WITH NO STILTS!!!
by Den Gilmanderson September 25, 2006
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Durgle

A person, place, thing, or action pertaining to extremely excessive partying. Usually involving getting Krunk.
Last night Alex got his durgle on.
Tonight we're going to durgle town.
Kathleen is a durglette, she just drank that whole bottle!
by dbrothers October 26, 2013
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DERPLEXIA

~Currently Proposed as a New Addition to the DSM (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) and Under Review~

DERPLEXIA: the condition or state of extreme brain pain and mind melts that occur due to any number of interactions with or knowledge of herp-a-derp type individuals.

Clincal indications of a state of Derplexia are commonly reported by individuals as including:

1. cognitive processes along the lines of "what the fuck" or "seriously?", which often coincide with

2. physiological changes as commonly seen in persons experiencing anger or rage, and

3. behavioral manifestations such as placing one's palm to forehead (facepalming), discontinuation of prior activities (so as to give their full attention to attempting to process and assimilate new info), or other indicators of disbelief and perplexity of thought.

Research to date is still in preliminary stages, thus therapeautic interventions are quite limited. Currently, the only effective treatment known is full or partial extermination of either the herp-a-derp type of individual or the suffer's own life, and a full discontinuation of all herp-a-derp topics in conversation.
Person 1: <<insert some random reference to a herp-a-derp person or celebrity>>

Person 2: <<awkward pause of silence/looks of disgust>>
"Ugh, I hate when you tell me these weird stories. I always don't feel so well afterwards. And now my head hurts... thanks buddy..."

Person 1:
"Oops. I hope you don't have Derplexia! That stuff is serious!"
by Meow Mixerology May 21, 2012
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dumplestein

Specifically, a short white woman who’s eyes are bigger then her tolerance for alcohol when it comes to drinking on a Friday night. Better term then “white girl wasted”.
“Hey dumplestein, let’s go take some shots!”
Natasha is such a dumplestein!”
by bkbabyyy February 26, 2022
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