ducks and sings

Crisp, defeathered beasts and associated accompaniments usually seen displayed on dooks in glass duckdows in Asian restaurants.

What do you feel like to eat? I saw some ducks and sings hangin in da windows.

by Cwips February 12, 2004

Dorksmack

Person who talks excessively about masturbation to a hot female.

Male - "God your hot.. Hey remember that time I interrupted you while you were masturbating?"

Female - "Dorksmack."

by PHATMAN16 May 18, 2011

DuckShave

The unintended duckface made by men when shaving the beard under chin as they stretch out the skin for a closer shave.

"Dude that internet pic of the Mona Lisa with the duck face is exactly how I look sometimes when I'm shaving by beard... Its kinda like a duckshave...kinda creepy"

"Bro, what's creepy is that's how you look AFTER you shave your moustache & beard, don't do it"

by Richard A. L. July 6, 2014

Count your ducks

1) To become aware of all the good in your life

Matt: "Oh man, I failed my math exam!"
Susan: "Well, count your ducks. You could be dead."

by ravenclaw198 April 22, 2017

two ducks in a bucket, fuck it

You do not care, the situation does not bother you.

"Yo, your ex girls dad died."
-"Two ducks in a bucket, fuck it. I didn't like that guy anyway."

by GR aka T-rex November 3, 2008

Darks Souls 3

You Died

Me: ok now lets start with the tutorial
Dark Souls 3 : Ok
Me 24h later: Please let me kill this tutorial boss
Darks Souls 3: You Died

by MsMaxi147 June 27, 2017

darkstep

1. Darkstep is defined as a style of drum and bass electronic music in which the emphasis is on the dark, low bass. Darkstep is the late 90s successor of darkcore music. Any kind of music that eats junglists for breakfast and makes fun of your mother deserves to be awarded.

2. Darkstep is evil drum and bass music on crack

Great ARTISTs of the Genre include:
Dieselboy, Dillinja, AK1200, TechITCH, and Black Sun Empire.

Bassdrive.com for all my darkstep needs, bitchazz.

by Igor Rabovsky May 13, 2005