Durham jokes are usually not very funny, sometimes they are stupid enough that you can laugh at the person saying them
by GoofydOCtor January 18, 2021
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Durham Academy is so preppy......
Nope... theyre just smart and make you look like the dumbass you are
Nope... theyre just smart and make you look like the dumbass you are
by Sbalz4ever February 19, 2011
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Try being a Noahide first and if you feel you want more responsibility, then take on it by conversion. How do I start the process of converting to Judaism? Seek out an orthodox Jewish synagogue and talk to the rabbi about starting your conversion. Be persistent, as you are likely to be turned down several times.
Try being a Noahide first and if you feel you want more responsibility, then take on it by conversion. How do I start the process of converting to Judaism? Seek out an orthodox Jewish synagogue and talk to the rabbi about starting your conversion. Be persistent, as you are likely to be turned down several times.
by Hitler Is My Daddy1933 DatBoi! March 8, 2017
Get the Durham middle school mug.an absolutely shit school where half the kids are drug addicts and drive sExY cars paid for by their daddies, while the other half plays riptide on their ~ukuleles~ BUT paula marr is an absolute fucking god and if your lucky enough to have her, you'll be cured of your depression(caused by durham academy) for at least 50 min a day.
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Get the Durham tidy munch mug.A suburban middle school fit for a bunch of wannabe gangsters, homophobes (vocal or not), and gays
A school were you can't give your suffering friend a hug because it violates an arbitrary touch rule.
A school that has no such thing as confidentiality.
A school that gives its kids panic attacks and doesn't bat an eye so long as they get that sweet, sweet A from them.
A school where you can get suspended for getting beat up because 'you must've provoked this person'.
A school where students get death threats from other students and are afraid to say anything due to fear of being ridiculed for your sexuality.
A school that couldn't be bothered to make more than a half-assed, glitchy, pathetic excuse for a website when they know full well that some students will have to rely on it for the full length of a global fucking pandemic.
A school that's one good act for any of its students is to make sure that a place like this never allowed to run again.
A school were you can't give your suffering friend a hug because it violates an arbitrary touch rule.
A school that has no such thing as confidentiality.
A school that gives its kids panic attacks and doesn't bat an eye so long as they get that sweet, sweet A from them.
A school where you can get suspended for getting beat up because 'you must've provoked this person'.
A school where students get death threats from other students and are afraid to say anything due to fear of being ridiculed for your sexuality.
A school that couldn't be bothered to make more than a half-assed, glitchy, pathetic excuse for a website when they know full well that some students will have to rely on it for the full length of a global fucking pandemic.
A school that's one good act for any of its students is to make sure that a place like this never allowed to run again.
"I go to Durham Middle School"
"Oh my god, I am so sorry. This a dark period in your life but just know that it gets better. If you need anything just ask."
"Oh my god, I am so sorry. This a dark period in your life but just know that it gets better. If you need anything just ask."
by HomogenousLoser January 6, 2021
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