dunkin donuts

The most prevalent eating establishment in Western Mass. Homogenising our culture so that people who fear new things can drink their extra large coffees in peace, before throwing the empties on MY LAWN!!!

I live within walking distance of three Dunkin Donuts, and accross the street from a McDonalds. Theese idiots come cruising through in their SUV's, throwing burger wrappers and Dunkaccino cups all over my property. I hope all some cop sees the powdered donut dust all over their shirt, notices their speeding vehichle, thinks "coke." and gives them the full routine, body cavity search, make their day hell for once. Rich fucks.

by Teh ded Pope April 11, 2005

Dunkin' Donuts

The anti-Starbucks.

An chain of bad donuts on every corner in the north east. They also serve bad coffee. There are almost as many DD's around as there are ticks in New Hampshire, and is freequently patronised by boorish New Englanders.

Also called Double D but not to be confused with a bra size.

While Starbucks is too yuppie, Dunks is too redneck. We're still waiting for the inbetween coffee shop.

Dunkin' Donuts is CRAP!

by DoubleDDoctor April 10, 2009

Dunkin' Donuts

It's what America runs on, Dunkin'

While a certain upscaled, green logo'd franchise will shut down for 3 long hours on February 26, 2008 Dunkin' Donuts will gve out 99 cent lattes, cappuccinos, and espressos. Get your fix

by JaWu February 24, 2008

dunkin donuts

A place that sells stale donuts that have been sitting on the counter all day.

I've been to this Dunkin Donuts 3 times and they've sold me stale donuts every visit.

by zman911 March 6, 2008

dunkin' donuts

v. Verb
dunkin' donuts (dun-kin dough-nuts)

A sex act in which a male inserts his testicles in another persons rectum.

"I said dunkin' donuts you crazy Chinese bitch!"

OR

Woman: "Just what the hell do you think your doing?"
Man: "I said dunkin' donuts youn crazy Chinese bitch!"

by Lufty December 26, 2005

Dunkin Donuts Suicide

Purchasing a random beverage from Dunkin Donuts without any idea of what it will taste like

Don't come here often? Just commit a Dunkin Donuts Suicide. You'll enjoy it.

by Wired Wizard October 9, 2006

dunkin donuts

Any kind of sex in an inappropriate setting. The act is referred to as dunkin donuts to avoid suspicion or simply avoid an awkward conversation altogether. The idea is that one could use "going to dunkin donuts" as an excuse or alibi, given Dunkin Donuts is often open 24-hours.

"So Mike, how was dunkin' donuts?"
"Eh, it was alright."

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unknowingly"Dave, remember when we got dunkin donuts that one time?"
appauled, disgusted look from Dave
pause
"What? It was as Crestian!"

by MotherEarthFracker December 11, 2007