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Bumplestiltskin 

What you call her when her labia are covered with bumps one week after she gets waxed
Mallory: The key here is confidence
Lana: Which Pam's got by the shitload...
Mallory: ...for reasons known but to God...
Pam: Well a lot of it is the Brazilian! They really make you feel... SEXY! At least until the ingrown hairs turn me back into Bumplestiltskin
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Rumplestiltskinpopococomeowcore 

When you take poop out of an unflushed public toilet and take it home and freezedry it and use it anally.
john: wanna go make some Rumplestiltskinpopococomeowcore

astrid: yes i would love to, but my arms are broken so can you do it for me..?

john: yes i would love to sugar boom boom baby!!

Catch-Rumplestiltskin-by-the-Balls 

When a Girl/Chick/Woman catches her BF in the act with another female (or male/nonbinary human) on video and posts it publicly on IG, FB, Twitter, Snap, or other social media platform, then tags the chick in the post and switches it to, "private."
Did you see how pissed Tyler was when Tinky and Bones razzed him about cheating with that vid?

Yeah, right? He needed it. That's the way to Catch-Rumplestiltskin-By-The-Balls!

Now they know who the Baby-Daddy is...