Dumplings are what's left of your shit that doesn't go down the toilet post flush. The remaining microturd will linger in the bowl until a 2nd flush is performed, and if not in a timely fashion can result in a rotten fart funk that will linger in the bathroom for an unfortunate person to find.
Make sure you courtesy flush because the plumbing here sucks, I don't want you leaving a dumpling here for me to find later.
by DrDookies December 08, 2008
The small secondary shit that follows the primary usually consisting of no more than one or two turds. Normally occurs following a rushed poop due to emergency circumstances. Some experienced poopers and Zen masters are able to save dumplings for later.
The dumpling almost always leaves the subject with the satisfied post poop relief that was so cruelly denied to him/her after the first run.
The dumpling almost always leaves the subject with the satisfied post poop relief that was so cruelly denied to him/her after the first run.
Jeez I´m going to miss my flight.... I´m going to have to chinese doggy-bag it and save the dumpling for when I board
by azione01 September 26, 2010
a very small and compact turd. Likely to have originated in the cheese producing valleys of Wisconsin during the the Clinton administration.
by Johnny April 02, 2005
by gnostic3 May 30, 2020
shortened name used by people in England to call inhabitants of the county of Norfolk from the term Norfolk Dumplings, also used to discribe supporters of Norwich City football club
by fussyballbag April 03, 2011
strong sad is a dumpling
by THE Katja February 12, 2007
when you flatten a ball of hash into a pancake, put bud in the center, and roll it up like a potsticka.
by miss dumpling August 19, 2011