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Arssi's Dilemma

A difficult situation where a decision to commit must be made between two women one is dating simultaneously in which one woman is angelic and the other is demonic.
Person 1: Man, I can't decide which girl to commit to, one is super nice but the other is a freak!
Person 2: Yeah man, sounds like you got yourself a real Arssi's Dilemma.
by DestTheBest May 29, 2018
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front-seat back-seat dilemma

The inability to decide which seat to take due to the quantity of friends both "kickin' in the front seat" and "sittin' in the back seat." Characterized by indecision and anxiety as the individual has "gotta make their mind up."

A largely ignored condition until early 2011, the "front-seat back-seat dilemma" was widely publicized upon the advent of Rebecca Black's viral single "Friday."
Friend 1 (From the front seat): "Why won't Tim get in the car? I have a dermatologist appointment in 5 minutes!"

Friend 2 (From the back seat): "Dude, give him a break. He's suffering a front-seat back-seat dilemma. Everyone's been there once."
by Word Bendo April 13, 2011
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dilemma

Nelly's dilemma was whether to leave his girlfirend for the new girl he was in love with, which has a child, or to just stay with his girlfriend.
by Jessika Perey February 27, 2008
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dudemeat

An alternative way of describing the male sex organ.
Paul would one day love to slam his dudemeat into Wendy's honey pot
by Keizer January 9, 2009
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Dudemanbroski

One's all time best friend. This is someone that is beyond just a good friend
When Connor and Alex greet each other they will say "What up Dudemanbroski?"
by Sicknastydudeman July 15, 2009
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Nuke Dukem

When a person takes a massive dump in another persons microwave and cooks it on the highest setting until it explodes into a shitty mess or catches on fire. The Nuke Duker normally flees the scene so that when the owner of the microwave finds the evidence, they are none the wiser.
I was at my best friends house and he drank all my beer, so while he was at work, I ate everything in his fridge and then left him a Nuke Dukem.
by Steven Langston April 13, 2007
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Dukemz Gaming

"I want to eat kids, there is nothing more I want to do other than eat small children"
or basically consuming children
Person 1:"Man, I wanna dukemz game someone, like Dukemz, the creator of Dukemz Gaming."
Person 2:"...What?"
Person 2:"Uhh, why is there a random duck running towards us?-"
Person 3:"IT'S HIM!!!!! THE PROPHECY IS TRUE!!!!!!!!"
And then the three persons got dukemz game'd by Dukemz himself.
by R41NST4R October 6, 2022
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