Duct Tape 

A gift from God.
The biggest miracle known to mankind.
Can fix anything including broken hearts, ripped clothes, and spilled juice.

Can also be used to wax your legs (warning: incredibly painful)
A very versatile product: need to wrap up somebody's dead body- duct tape, spilled water and need to put it back together- duct tape, broke your leg but too broke to go to a doctor- duct tape;
No matter the situation duct tape is always the solution.

Homeboy: Oh crap, I ripped my shirt!
You: Have you tried Duct Tape EXD 6000? I used it to heal the cut on my shoulder the other day, it worked wonders.

Duct Tape by this book is gay June 4, 2018

Duct Tape 

One of the most versatile substances every created, can be used to fix just about anything and be used to make just as much. also very useful as a chick magnet when worn on your wrist.

Girl: why are you wearing duct tape on your wrist?

Boy: it's a great way to met women.

Girl: why do you say that?

Boy: cause you had to ask.

Duct Tape by withoutwax1618 August 4, 2008

duct tape 

Duct tape is an awesome type of tape/adhesive that is usually silver but can come in many, many colors. It has tons and tons and tons of uses. You can do basically anything with it, from making wallets to fixing cars.(And those are only 2 of the most common uses.)

1) We where in a car crash and we used Duct tape to temperarliy fix our car.

2)I made $75 from selling duct tape merchandise.

3)Yo, duct tape is so epic!!!

duct tape by Bluestrike22 February 13, 2010

Duct Tape 

The handy man's secret weapon. Duct tape can used to solve any problem imaginable, from broken toasters to dismembered limbs.

Nurse: Doctor, we're losing him!
Doctor: Damn it man, there's no time to waste! I need two rolls of duct tape, stat!

Duct Tape by Jason June 19, 2006

duct tape 

The wonderful, silvery substance that holds together my shoes, my purse, my jacket, my backpack, my books and my life.

I've worn mostly this one pair of shoes for two and a half years - they're more duct tape than shoe by now, but they work!

duct tape by s0ckninja February 12, 2008

duct tape 

duct tape the 8th wonder of the world n fixes everything n everything n is great for makein bags, clothes, cell phone covers, etc...

Duct tape is the best invention ever!

duct tape by duct tape gurl August 16, 2005

Duct Tape 

Fixer of things.
If you cant fix it with duct tape, you didnt use enough duct tape.

Dave: I used the duct tape but it still wont work.
Steve: I see the problem, use more tape.
Dave: Wow, thanks Steve!

Duct Tape by C.Sherlock April 28, 2007