Destieling

When a queer couple goes canon for five seconds, then one of them (or both of them) dies.

Person A : These companies are obsessed with Destieling

Person B: True

by Jaime got queerbaited May 18, 2021

destiecharli

destiecharli aka lacey is the best fanpage ever and she deserves a notice from charli!

destiecharli is my fanpage idol!

by abbs <33 October 29, 2021

Dustieann

Dustieann is a sweet, and kind southern girl. She’s an excellent cook, and a tough spirit, she’s also my girlfriend, and I love her very much.

Dustieann sure cooks some damn fine chicken

by timenssemper August 10, 2022

dead guy duties

Duties which are performed whilst in the dog house.

Nacho: Ok... Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!

Jennifer: Hey, you are home all day, do your dead guy duties

by Goonz March 8, 2013

dstrek

A guy that everyone can hate.

Nathan is so dstrek!

by The guy that lives with dstrek April 1, 2004

dustied

When you text or message a female, "Hey, hey, hey" repeaditly. If she doesn't respond you send negative comments to her. Such as "well fuck you then you selfish bitch ass whore". Then you throw a tantrum saying how cool you are and how you party hard and show her a pic of the abs she missing out on being a stuck up bitch..

Girl: some weird ass creep predator blew up my inbox when I said I was married he flipped out calling me names.
Girl 2: damn girl he dustied you.

by headbangerz July 2, 2019

bathroomly duties

A more polite and genteel way of describing what one does while perched upon the porcelain throne.

Chauncey Throckmorton:

I must say, my dear Douchington, that I partook of a good deal of those White Castle "sliders" whilst visiting the United States. While I confess the taste was quite delightful, I was dismayed at the havoc they wrought upon my gastrointestinal system. Upon hearing the cacophonous stomach rumbling, I realized that the need to attend to my bathroomly duties was indeed urgent!

Winston Douchington:

Oh dear, my good Throckmorton, is there anything to be learnt from this most unfortunate turn of events?

Chauncey Throckmorton:

Well, Douchington, I suspect that the lesson to be learnt here is that one should eat the damned things whilst perched upon the porcelain throne.

Winston Douchington:

Ah, but of course, my good Throckmorton. But of course!

by whimzzical July 13, 2010