drunkpolishbear

a polish bear that fucked a drunk in the early 40s than drank that drunk and killed some nazis.

damn look at that drunkpolishbear

by drunkpolishbear June 6, 2019

drunkpooning

It's when a female soaks a tampon in alcohol (vodka) and puts it up her vagina.

Apparently young school girls are drunkpooning in school.

by bdjj October 3, 2012

dunkydoo

weird, loser-ish friend that you still love cause they are your friend; freaky, but fun and funny friend

"Stephanie, you are a dunkydoo. But that's why I love ya!"

by Crystaloonie June 28, 2008

drunkbookin

Using Facebook in any manor while intoxicated to hate on those that need to be hated on while you are drunk.

She got drunk and all pissed off at that bitch, so she started hating on her and as a result found herself on Facebook drunkbookin her like the bitch she is.

by Spencetronigga November 15, 2010

Drunkcoordinated

The coordination (or lack thereof) of someone who is drunk.

George just spent ten minutes trying to grab a bag of chips but ended up throwing them around instead; he's so drunkcoordinated.

by AlcoholicDaughter May 3, 2013

Drunkaphobe

Drunkaphobe: A person who really hates drunk individuals. They often dislike the way drunk people laugh, speak, smell, or behave, and may feel discomfort or even jealousy towards those having a good time. This can sometimes be rooted in feelings of insecurity or inferiority, especially if they struggle with alcohol themselves. It can also be influenced by personal experiences, family history, or religious beliefs. Ultimately, drunkaphobes feel discomfort and resentment when sober, but might not mind drinking themselves. They might try to bully, fight, wind up, or play mind games with a drunk person out of spite, and they may even try emotional blackmail to discourage drinking. It’s best to avoid them. Some are also known to harass you the next day, trying to make you feel guilty or embarrassed. They even think they have a medical degree and use phrases like, 'Your liver will pack up' and 'You look healthier not drinking.

Lee: Frank, you know my missus, she really hates it when I’ve been drinking. But it’s funny, they don’t mind getting drunk themselves, do they, bruv?.

Frank: I know, our missus get proper smashed and we have to carry them home, bruv! LOL, and we don’t give a shit—women are such hypocrites, Drunkaphobes these days! LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 11, 2025