Noodly driveby

Noodly driveby is when your girlfriend lays with her head hanging over the bed. Meanwhile the man gets a running start and runs past the girl and smacks her in the face with his wiener leaving a red mark on her cheek.

"Last night, I let my boyfriend give me a noodly driveby. He did it too hard and now I have to go to the dentist."

by BeanSweetSauce December 1, 2013

check-in driveby

When someone checks into a location on 4square as they're driving by, rather than when they're actually at the location.

Dude, slow down a bit.I need to do a check-in driveby.

by Miss Behaved May 27, 2010

mexican driveby

When a mexican walks past you and stabs you in the gut.

Stabbed Man: You pulled a mexican driveby on me you goddam mexican!
Dude: Nah, dawg, I drove by.
Mexican: It was me, homes! Wassup now, ese?

by Walker Watson July 28, 2006

animal suit driveby

The coolest band ever.

Animal Suit Driveby was sick nasty at the show last night!

by i love asd March 10, 2005

New Jersey Driveby

When you’re stuck in traffic so you beat off and ejaculate in your hand, then drive up close beside another vehicle and slap your semen-soaked hand onto their window

Oh man, traffic again? I can’t wait to give some random shmuck the old New Jersey Driveby!

by Cool Colin Club June 23, 2018

Jehova Driveby

When a gang of Jehova's Witnesses in a car, too lazy to do their daily door-knocking, decide to throw the word of Jehova in the form of magazines at unwary passersby. Similar to a driveby committed by a gang, except the motive is to convert, not kill.

*In the hospital*
Bob: DUDE WHAT HAPPENED TO JOE!?
Tim: He was hit by a Jehova driveby. The cops are on the case working with the church as we speak.

by sonofalas December 30, 2009

HomeLess DriveBy.

When you have a mini-van (usally White) with a homelessman inside and you pick up girls paying them to bang the rotten man but not telling them until you kick there ass out of the car then THEY shit with the stench of ASS and Crabs..

"Hey sandy....."

"Yes?"

"I got a homeless driveby"

"You get crabs...?"

".....Yes"

".....same...........damn HomeLess DriveBy..."

by B-rody shizzle October 19, 2009