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Drinking Smart Chart

A innovative harm reduction system for overcoming alcohol withdrawl, making it much easier than "cold turkey".

The procedure is to drink 35% less alcohol the 1st and 2nd
day and then 45% less on day 3.
This is the Drinking Smart Chart

Example 12 beer a day drinker

Day 1: 35% of 12= 7.8 or drink 8
Day 2: 35% of 7.8= 5.07 or drink 5
Day 3: 45% of 5.07= 2.78 or drink 3
by Lawrence Scott November 7, 2008
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Drinking Slow

A pussy way of drinking alcoholic beverages. Put cup to lips, sip, then put cup down and walk away.

This method is to be used by Catholics, pussies, and little bitches who only drink for fun.

Also for responsible people.
I’m having a party later, but I think I’m just going to be drinking slow tonight.
by Lb6188 May 3, 2018
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Drinking straw

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I’m a drinking straw bruv
by Johncena27 May 27, 2018
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First class drinking sesh

A period of hardcore drinking following achieving a first class degree
Oi Jimmy, fancy a first class drinking sesh tonight?
by Ladbible51 December 22, 2019
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Pass Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome

POADCS(Pass Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome) a well-known silly syndrome in Mystic Messenger discovered by Cheritz. 00000111 00000000 000001111.

This syndrome originated from Long-cat island in 1xxx.
The island has a lot of natural coffee beans and the disease sprung up when a cow ate the beans.
After eating too many coffee beans the cow passed out in 3 seconds 2. 00000111 00000000 00000111 is awesome.

Another cow who was in love with the cow also got the disease. How?
We’ll never know. That is still a mystery.

I am just writing random BS to mock Yoosung.
Thanks to cows and my imagination.

Contents
1. Early life of the passed out Cow
1.1 Calf
1.2 First girlfriend
2. Professional career of the Cow
2.1 being milked
2.2 Self employed bean searcher
Yoosung has Pass Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome.
by godd707 February 6, 2022
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Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷
toddler: Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷
me: *kills myself*
big chungus: I am big chungus
by qk7x October 7, 2023
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Drinking red sea

This being the act of performing cunnilingus during a woman's menstruation. So called chewy bits are often in abundance and towards the end of a womans period stringy bits of uterus are often expelled from the vagina. Many men are revolted by drinking red sea yet it is a highly pleasurable practise and particularly nutritious to the licker.
Sandra's periods were so heavy and always lasted a week so I had no other options except drinking red sea.
by clinton sounds April 13, 2005
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