Douchitis

Originates from Douchebag. Douchitis is a disease caught by many in recent times. Symptoms of Douchitis include wearing an excess of collared t-shirts at the same time, taking a picture of your abs or taking pick up basketball games way too seriously.

"Man, Chad just took his shirt off in a basketball game and nobody was designated skins."

"He has a sever case of Douchitis."

by Jordan077 July 23, 2009

Doucheous Rex

1. KING OF THE DOUCHES!!!
2. Just the hugest douche that's ever lived. Quite literally, a vagina cleanser in a human's body
3. Any man who's ever said the word d-bag instead of douchebag

"Wow, he's such a major douche"
"Not only that, but he's a Doucheous Rex"

by Douche Expert March 12, 2009

douchetosh

someone who has ADD, and starts doing something stupid before he does something useful that you want him to

stop being such a douchetosh

by peard33 June 29, 2010

Douchous Aquaticus

A inconsiderate person that cuts you off in a boat or otherwise acting like a douchbag while operating a boat and doesn't matter if drinking or not. One that thinks they are the only ones out on the water

That douchous aquaticus just ran over our fishing lines!!!!!

by witness to douchous aquaticus January 21, 2012

Douchetosis

A person or being that acts or is like a douche bag. Normally a huge idiot.

"Man Jim seems to have been acting like a douche lately. I think he caught Douchetosis."

by ArcticPhoenix900 May 17, 2014

douchetoaster

A Cybertruck

A douchetoaster burning outside Cheetolini's Las Vegas hotel is the perfect metaphor for the next 4 years.

by MasculineToiletGuy January 18, 2025