douchehead

the next worse thing after a douchebag.

my word for chase, the varsity boys hockey goalie for phillips academy andover, given at the E/a winter games of 2007, where the phillips exeter academy boys owned the smurfs.

crowd: "POOOOOTTTTERRR!"
me: "is a douchehead!"
gar: "hun its a douchebag."
me: "shutup i made it up."

by mhm sure March 2, 2007

Douchewaddery

Behaivior unbecoming of an upstanding member of society, behavior meant to emotionally traumatize and or hurt a female of your acquaintance. General portrayal of extreme assholiness

That man is a master of Douchewaddery...

Do you think he has a PhD in Douchewaddery?

by TIREDOFJERKS March 18, 2010

douchegeezer

a douche bag over the age of 35

a douchegeezer is a guy that is useless and over the age of 35

by thatb1tch March 19, 2010

doucheee

Evan who sucks on taint bugalers

Evan is a doucheee and he sucks on taint bugalers

by GreTim March 3, 2008

douchetee

a douche with a goatee

damn, bill is such a douchetee

by hcier mit May 11, 2008

douchekee

(doosh-key) when someone is a real douche bag, but you can't call them that because of the place you're at (typically work)

At work, "Man, I can't believe he took credit for that job! What a real douchekee!"

by Janelle Starr March 24, 2009

douchebeetle

A term of endearment, often used as a complement or other pleasantry. Means nice or great.

Father: Son you did so well on your math test today.
Son: Thanks pops.
Father: I mean 100%! Thats so douchebeetle!

by Old Man River November 7, 2010