douchearrhea

A condition known to exhibit symptoms related to the behaviors of being a douchebag. Examples of such symptoms include: wearing affliction/ed hardy/tapout/v-neck shirts, spray-on tans, steroid use, making "kissy" lips when taking pictures with women, etc.

Man look at that guy, you can totally tell he has douchearrhea.

by pba24899 July 13, 2009

douchealouche

n: a super douche. A douche which excedes standard douche qualifications.

What are you doin, douchealouche??

by Pacman October 29, 2004

doucheanow

An ancient Soviet title used to label someone as a huge douche bag.

Lupe: "Did you hear Jeanna made Daddy sneak out her window this morning?"
Judy: "What a doucheanow!"

by Bobbette from the USSR January 25, 2010

Douchenag

Anyone expressing his/her personal opinions in a way that suggests they should be adopted by another, regardless of what they may think.

The douchenag actually suggested breast fed babies are healthier than formula babies after the parents of the newborn explained she rejected the breast milk.

by MAB75 June 17, 2009

douchenagl

A german twist to the word 'douchebag'.

- What a douchenagl!
- Trolololol!

by jjjjjjjjdb October 8, 2011

douchapuss

A very offensive person that is not worthy of having any friends due to the fact that they are both a jerk and an asshole combined.

Kenzie: "Hey, let's go hang out with John!"

Alaina: "Definately not...he's a douchapuss."

by Maleina July 22, 2010

Doucheanator

A douchebag so effective in its practices he seems like a sentient robot sent back in time to do one thing....be the ultimate douche.

YOU have to be the biggest Doucheanator that ever lived.

by NSTS55 March 11, 2009