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douche smacker

Total moron; The type of person who comes across as both extremely corny while flat out idiotic.
Jerome approached a female half his age at the mall and said "Hey Wifey, I want to make beautiful music with you." An onlooker shook his head in disbelief and disgust and said tos his friend, "What a douche smacker."
by mysticblum3 July 18, 2012
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Douche-Scoping

In any modern warfare game (Ex. Medal of Honor, Call of Duty) in which a person aims a sniper before going into full view and firing making it a one-hit kill weapon in close range. Many people get pissed off by it, saying its unrealistic etc. So the the new word for quick scoping haters can call it douche-scoping.
Guy 1: Dude theres only one guy left, and he only has a sniper, I got this guy.
Guy 2 quickscopes.
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK YOU COCK SUCKING DOUCHE-SCOPING FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

Or

Guy 1 aims down his sniper sights.
Guy 2 sees guy 1 and tries to quickscope and misses, guy 1 kills guy 2 while aimind down the sights.
Guy 1: Hahaha, fucking douche-scoper.
by Fightagainstquickscopng November 1, 2010
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Douche Silo

The largest douche a person could be so large that you would need farm equipment to contain them
"Kevin your a total Douche Silo! I can't belive you banged that girl on my bed!"
by Fireman Don March 15, 2009
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Douche-silo

Douche-silo:(1) a common place douche and/or doucher who conglomerates with many other douches to make himself feel better, leads a social group of well known douches. commonly looked upon by his douchetes as bro, but publicly known as just douche.

(2) a popular place crowded with douches, creating aggravated atmosphere amongst common passer-by.
average joe 1: hey bro who's that over there with all those people around him? he looks pretty popular.

average joe 2: nah bro that's just the school douche-silo with all the other douchetes in the school, don't worry about it.
by the123the456 October 24, 2011
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douche slutted whore

this word is an accurate way of categorizing roughly 90 percent of all girls ages 18-26. It combines the obvious foulness associated with douching and the obvious promiscuity that a slutted whore would display. When calling your young ho just one word doesnt fit, try this, u will enjoy the effectiveness of it!
kate: oh my gosh, lets go back to the bar to get stephanie.
nathan: shut the fuck up you douche slutted whore. (smack)
kate:(crying)
by nate the great! January 20, 2009
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Douche Shake

To shake hands like a douchebag. A ridiculous handshake. When a douchebag starts off to shake your hand with his elbow far up and out.
Have you seen the way Corey from Pawn Stars shakes hands? That's a total douche shake.
by ZeeLeader July 13, 2012
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douche-stache

Thin barely mustache frequently found on prepubescent boys who want to feel manlier than they actually are.
"Dude, I didn't shave yesterday or today"-Guy 1

"I can tell, you totally have a douche-stache right now"-Guy 2
by dr ew April 17, 2009
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