Dosexual

dosexual describes a sexuality. when a person is dosexual, they like one sex, and will only participate with the other sex if their sex is participating. for example, a girl likes another girl, and doesn't like a boy unless the boy is sexually acting with her.

I came out to my parents as dosexual yesterday. Dad thought it was a confusing phase.

by lxcy115 May 23, 2016

dystextlexia

When texting in a hurry or when incapacitated due to drink ,drug or some distraction - a mistaken interpretation of intended your word by your phone's internal dictionary.

lets meet for a riot/shot. doh! mephone be suffering from dystextlexia.
when you mean lets meet for a pint.

I enjoyed our neck the other night .....
I enjoyed our meal the other night

Your nun is really hot .......or
Your mum is really hot

by Thimon May 7, 2008

dystextia

the automatic insertion of random words from the autotext list of suggested words when you text on an Android touch screen. Usually happens too quickly for the texter to notice but the receiver is confused by the nonsensical words in the message, which only start with the same letter as the word the texter intended to use.

... dystextia meandering when Andrew putting in words wheel you aren't paying eBay attention

by 62Sunnyside November 10, 2010

Dystextia

Ailment similar to dyslexia, however, these individuals confuse or improperly read words not written in a text message.

"OH, I thought the sign said speed limit 295, it must be my dystextia"

by analogknight March 15, 2009

dystextia

difficulty in sending, reading or understanding text messages.

The boy has dystextia and so cannot understand text messages.

by uttam maharjan December 30, 2012

Doslexic

Being unabile to read due to drinking too many Dos Equis.

Nicole couldn't read anymore- she had become doslexic.

by Avgvst January 26, 2017

Distextia

The confusion experienced where a text conversation has several simultaneous threads, which overlap, occasionally amusingly.

A - "Are we looking after the dog this Thursday?"
B - "Natch."
B - "How you?"
B - "Have you put the pictures up yet?"
A - "When did you start saying Natch?"
A - "It's horrid"
B - "Could you grab some dog food?"
A - "No"
A - "I mean I haven't put the pictures up yet. I'll get dog food"
A - "Tired. Went to the gym"
B - "Natch"
B - "#Distextia"

by LonePollux October 23, 2017