darkling.slander

One of the best accounts on TikTok. The name says it all.

darkling.slander is the best.

Agreed

by kazbr3kk3r September 4, 2021

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Deli Dockling

The act of two men placing their uncircumcised penis’ in each end of a deli sandwich tip to tip. The proceeding of meat on meat on meat creating a new condiment completes the beautiful ballad.

When Dave and Jon were found deli dockling their general foreman was unusually upset.

by BeerSaucer May 31, 2021

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the darkling

the hottest and the best villain ever

“i will strip away all that you know, all that you love, until you have no shelter but me”- the darkling, ruin and rising

by darklina September 19, 2020

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The act of refusing to go out with friends in order to play a game you've developed a child-like fascination with.

These games include::

World of Warcraft
Any Anime/Ninja Game
Guitar Hero
Rockband
Halo
Call of Duty

Example.

guy #1="hey is chris gonna come with us?"

guy #2="Nah he said he was gonna stay home and level up his level 8 death knight."

guy #1="What a douche! We're out here chasing tail and hes on his couch in his spongebob boxers dorking-off with a headset on!"

by LorenaBobbitImaCutYaDickOff September 5, 2009

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Phone Dorking

Phone dorking is the time spent exploring ones cell phone extensively without purpose.

Every extra moment you get, you find yourself...not texting, not calling someone, but simply surfing the web, changing settings, adding ringtones. This can usually consume several hours of ones day and does not seem to have an end point, you too may be phone dorking. Your phone dorking may be nearing obsession if you also find loss of time, and the inability to hear others around you.

by EMPOWR February 4, 2010

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Darkling Missile Theory

The darkling missile theory states; that no matter what the senerio, weather it be air strike, predetor missle, harrier or any other heavy explosive, the player darklingx13457 will be singled out and killed regardless of the perk cold blodded or anyother perk intended to prevent death by explosive.

I was playing with darkling and he was killed 3 times in one round by differnt missiles must be the Darkling Missile Theory

by demonsearth November 23, 2009

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