Doritos Holocaust

When you're all out of Doritos, it's the worst possible thing that could happen.

Nothing but empty cupboards. It's a Doritos holocaust in here.

by DOGGG November 12, 2014

doritos arse mohichan

When you place Doritos in your (or someone else's) arse crack in such a way that it makes you're arse look like it has a Mohichan

"Hey Dude, Steve has passed out drunk, lets give him a Doritos arse mohichan

by AGB7 October 20, 2017

doritos n dew

1 noun: Doritos brand tortilla chips and Mountain Dew.

2 verb: the act of telling someone(usually yelling) to get you the above mentioned chips and beverage while playing a video game.

tanks head to the front, druids and archers hotkey your... WAIT!!!! MOM! MOM! MOOOOOOOOM!!!! DORITOS N DEW!!! NOW!!!

guy1: dude were gonna play halo 3 later could you bring the the fuel?

guy2: ok what do you want?
guy1: doritos n dew, dumbass

by yesaceojyesac July 13, 2009

Doritos

what fat people eat when they are alone

Rahul: Where would you be with out me
STeven: Eating doritos in a dark corner

by adibidibi March 29, 2003

You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.

Jessica Alba you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

by Elburno January 27, 2008

Asian Doritos

Uncooked broken up ramen noodles still in the bag with the flavor packet added.

Asian Doritos are cheap.

by SoggyLuvWood December 10, 2016

Cool Ranch Doritos

Quite possibly the greatest snack food of all time. You may start with a whole bag, but after a movie or just browsing the internet, you may find the bag nearly empty.

Guy: Hey what'cha got there?

Girl: Oh, just some Cool Ranch Doritos

Guy: Holy shit, those things are amazing, give me some!

Girl: No way, get your own!

by prawnt July 6, 2010