Dumb bitch. She also has to attack that fox's conscience. She yells at it, repeatedly, telling it how bad, and mean it is for stealing some useless shit that she has, that she can find again in about 10 minutes. I think her and the monkey are partners. That monkey won't shut the fuck up.
Dora the Explorer, you're fucking gonna die. First I'm gonna kill your god damn parents, and skin that monkey RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.
Dora the Explorer, you're fucking gonna die. First I'm gonna kill your god damn parents, and skin that monkey RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.
Boots: Holy shit Dora! I'm trippin' BALLS!
Dora: *Laughs* Me too...
Boots: Oh shit. They're filming us.
Dora: Fuck! Hey guys, get that map out. Don't just pull it out and look at it, start chanting 'map'.
Boots: Ok. lets go to that Windy Canyon.
Dora: Is it windy there?
Boots: Lalalalala! You're Dora the Explorer!
Dora: Hehe... Boots... You're so fucked up...
Dora: *Laughs* Me too...
Boots: Oh shit. They're filming us.
Dora: Fuck! Hey guys, get that map out. Don't just pull it out and look at it, start chanting 'map'.
Boots: Ok. lets go to that Windy Canyon.
Dora: Is it windy there?
Boots: Lalalalala! You're Dora the Explorer!
Dora: Hehe... Boots... You're so fucked up...
by im a goldfish September 6, 2007
Get the Dora the Explorermug. A prostitute who f***ed the monkey Boots, while singing with her backpack and her map. She doesn't like swiper because he didn't pay her for "pleasure".
by jamal February 18, 2004
Get the dora the explorermug. A snotty 7 year old with no brains who travels on an adventure every FUCKING DAY with her homosexual monkey, boots.
What do they do after their half-an-hour show is up?
Nobody knows... except Diego, Dora's cousin. He joins in on the "festivities".
I swear in some episodes, where Dora and Boots are fed, someone sneaks some Crack into their food/drinks.
What do they do after their half-an-hour show is up?
Nobody knows... except Diego, Dora's cousin. He joins in on the "festivities".
I swear in some episodes, where Dora and Boots are fed, someone sneaks some Crack into their food/drinks.
Dora The Explorer: C'mon boots. Let's go get fucked up.
Boots: Uh.. Dora... Little kids are watching.
Dora: so fucken what! Let's tell them how to buy drugs off a stranger.
Boots: First, we need the map
Dora: FUCK THA MAP!
Boots: Uh.. Dora... Little kids are watching.
Dora: so fucken what! Let's tell them how to buy drugs off a stranger.
Boots: First, we need the map
Dora: FUCK THA MAP!
by Dilzx33 October 4, 2008
Get the Dora the Explorermug. Some little four year old, whiney spanish bitch who gets fucked over on acid on her show that appears on television daily. This program insults even those of the lowest form of intelligence.(Example: FOX producers who cancel every good show on the air -.-.) Who the fuck creates a character that's a fucking monkey that wears boots? And guess what, it's name is Boots. Creative,eh? They should've given it a thong and named it Sir Fancy. You know that's what Dora wants. Kinky time with a monkey. Fuckin' show. And you 'interact' with it.What the fuck does that mean? You don't. There's a little blue arrow that points at things. Oh,right. This is creating intelligent children for the future. No wonder humanity is doomed. Oh, and what about that gay-ass fox thing who steals shit. The only way to stop it is for Dora to say 'Swiper,no swiping' or some shit. And then the little wannabe badass fox thing touches himself and runs into the woods. Come on. That's pathetic. These toddlers and going to grow up into adults and when some drunk guy tries to steal something off one, they're gong to yell 'Swiper, no swiping.' You know how fucked up that is? I'd rather go swallow razors and then drink salty lemonade then have to see a fucked over four year old sing to inanimate fucking objects again.
Some Dipshit: I dressed up as Dora the Explorer for hallowe'en, and got nailpolish remover forced down my throat.
Someone in their right mind: AHAHA You dumb fuck.
Someone in their right mind: AHAHA You dumb fuck.
by H1tl3r August 17, 2007
Get the Dora the explorermug. Dora the Explorer: "Where's the mountain?"
Caillou: "It's right in front of you, dumbass."
Boots: "Where is it?'
Caillou: "I already told you, idiot, it's in front of you."
Dora the Explorer: "Say it again!"
Caillou: "Whatever, why the hell do people watch this bullcrap."
Caillou: "It's right in front of you, dumbass."
Boots: "Where is it?'
Caillou: "I already told you, idiot, it's in front of you."
Dora the Explorer: "Say it again!"
Caillou: "Whatever, why the hell do people watch this bullcrap."
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 17, 2022
Get the Dora the Explorermug. Person 1: Hey, who is that dank ass two year old in front of the mental hospital asking “can you find the mental hospital”?
Person 2: oh no… it’s her… WE GOTTA RUN
Random dude: ITS DORA THE EXPLORER
*runs away in fear*
Person 2: oh no… it’s her… WE GOTTA RUN
Random dude: ITS DORA THE EXPLORER
*runs away in fear*
by Ozzy the fruity fag February 27, 2022
Get the Dora the Explorermug. a girl of spanish decent that likes to go on "trips" to explore to some random ass place. One of her partners, Boots, is a monkey who doesnt shut up! she always needs help from retards who watch to call to the map for directions and always needs the people watching to remember! along the way she always runs into a few "buddys" and also into swiper the pussy fox. sure he tries to steal shit, but its only because he wants to throw it. most of the time she has her way with him using three words, "swiper no swiping!" after that swiper runs off. her other partner is diego, her cousin. but she must be on drugs because she thinks every inanimate object speaks spanish! after they reach their destination, she has to sing the we did it song which is gay as hell. the way i see this show it is funny as hell!
Dora the explorer: Hola im dora, we gotta say "abre" to open the gate.
Boots: say "abre", say "abre"!
(nothing happens)
Boots: umm dora nothing happened.
Dora: I swear this thing has to speak spanish!
Boots: youre tripping balls dora!
Dora: youre right. i love you boots.
Boots: say "abre", say "abre"!
(nothing happens)
Boots: umm dora nothing happened.
Dora: I swear this thing has to speak spanish!
Boots: youre tripping balls dora!
Dora: youre right. i love you boots.
by Krtrcr17 August 27, 2009
Get the Dora the explorermug.