Doctineer

DOCTINEER

noun; colloquialism: A low-skilled immigrant typically from the third world, who often cannot speak English, tends to be exclusively male and of fighting age and has travelled through multiple countries in Europe under the pretense of evading war; and whose presence is justified by self-hating, smug, regressive leftists that define these immigrants as "doctors or engineers"

"Oh look, another 357 Doctineers landed on the South Coast today"

by Gunga Din May 7, 2021

Fiddley doobing

Having creepy sex in the back of a car with a hot little morsel.

Robs dad: I know you were in the back seat of my bronco fiddley doobing with that girl!

Rob: no dad I wasn’t I swear.
Robs dad: then whose condom rappers are these?
Rob: Moms?

by SNAKS November 8, 2019

DOTTING COTTON

when you have to take a shit so bad that the terd is touching your underwear

I had to take a shit so bad that, before I got to the toilet I was dotting cotton.

by Cledis & Mojo August 15, 2006

Doggy-dooring

verb:
when dogs chase your car, and you open your door and suddenly stop

Steve lived in the U.P. and went doggy-dooring with his buddies on the weekend.

by say_syc May 1, 2008

swoopin and doopin

(n) to be swoopin and doopin is to have "fresh from the beach hair style"
wind blown and wavy but yet still maintaining a put together look.

Mandy- "Alex, look at Patrick's Hair, Did he go to the beach today?"

Alex- "No, he styled it that way"

Mandy- "he is swoopin and doopin today!"

by Y0ur Highness April 23, 2009

Digeree-dooing

After a few joints, the behaviour of being completely spaced and not knowing whats going on. Mild rocking and head rocking occurs, normally coinsides with munchies. People in this state cannot be talked to normally or moved in anyway. They're just on a mad one.

"Dude you were digeree-dooing so hard last night, u completely missed out on the birthday cake."
"Wha' man, no way"

by robhotchoc September 10, 2011

Red dooring

Adverb:

When you bin your car and only damage the door, but when you try to buy a replacement there is only ever the worst colour available.

Now you're red dooring.

Yeah NAmin lightly drifted through a street sign and now he red dooring

by theMemeMaster420 October 27, 2020