Doorsexual

Being sexually attracted to doors

im no longer straight im doorsexual

by PennyNigga November 11, 2019

Doose

1.) An Animal that is half duck, half moose. It is normally found in your backyard or wherever Cap'n Crunch is sold.

Guy 1: Whoa man, you better put away that beef jerky. A doose might be near.

Guy 2: Okay, those animals can get pretty crazy.

by Dooses4ever May 4, 2009

Doose

a combination of a deer and a moose; commonly and often humorously confused with deuce

Steve: Dude, I was walking a trail the other day and saw this fat doose over by the trees.
James: That is disgusting.

by RufflesStiltskin November 15, 2011

Dooseldorf

An angry turd that has you bolting from your seat, bed, or whatever you may be doing, hustling to the nearest bathroom to drop that stinky growler.

Oh shit, wheres the bathroom, man? I feel a Dooseldorf about to erupt from my asshole!growler

by Mr. Dooseldorf November 15, 2014

Doosey

a single small rizzler spliff.

give us a drag on this doosey blud.

by twat lips October 30, 2011

Domosexual

A person who is attracted to another person who is bald.

Becky shaved her head and she’s now identifying as a domosexual. She only dates other bald people.

by Sidrodchris October 9, 2021

domosexual

Someone unnaturally attracted to bald people.

George Costanza's girlfriend is a real domosexual

by involuntarymisogynist April 26, 2009