Donkey Kong 64

Name of a video game that came out in 1998-1999 for the Nintendo 64 only. Developed by Rare published by nintendo it was a hit game for its time and still fun, holding nintendos first game Donkey Kong Arcade that came out scince 1981 with 5 main characters
Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Lanky Kong, Tiny Kong, Chunky Kong.
story line: King K. Rool wants to destroy DK Island and has captured DKs 4 relatives.

G1: Wanna play Donkey Kong 64?
G2: sure... but what about G3?
G3: nah... how about G4? he likes it
G4: HECK YEAH!
G1,2,3: WTF!

by MarioPWNS March 20, 2008

donkey optimist

That unflagging and dedicated optimist who always imagines that the shit pile contains a happy little donkey.

She is undoubtedly the most pronounced donkey optimist I have ever come across.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

Donk Bird

A girl who goes to DONK nights, sleeps with every DJ & MC she can whilst sniffing all their drugs.

Aye you see that Ange the other night with Joe Taylor, she's a propa Donk Bird her.

by DJ Rome January 12, 2020

donk bet

In poker, donk betting means betting out of position (you must act first) without the betting initiative (you did not make the last bet or raise on the previous betting round.) It's typically considered an unorthodox and unusual move because the traditional play after passively calling a bet out of position would be to check the next round--a donk bet is unexpected and can throw off your opponent's plans for the hand.

This is as opposed to continuation betting, which is a bet made in or out of position after you have made the last bet or raise on the previous round, and thus have the betting initiative.

The name "donk bet" derives from the common derogatory term "donkey" for bad players, because bad/clueless players will often make this play without knowing why they are doing it, simply because they don't know what's going on.

Under the right circumstances, however, it can be very good--by no means does donk betting necessitate bad play.

I was in the big blind and I called the button's opening raise. Most people would check the flop here whether or not they hit anything, but I decided to bet the flop before the button had another chance to act.

This is a donk bet because:

A) I was out of position (the button gets to act after me on all postflop betting rounds; therefore, he has position on me), and

B) I did not have the betting initiative (I merely called the button's raise on the previous round--I did not make the last bet or raise and thus I did not have the initiative.)

by simulatedworld October 16, 2010

Donkey Kong that hoe

When a Bitch is acting up so you hit here on the top of the head using your fist like a hammer. this technique is used to avoid domestic violence charges as you cant see a bruise on the top of your head.

Sean: Wheres ashley at?
Jarvis: That bitch put her hands on me so i had to donkey kong that hoe.

by Fave000 August 25, 2010

Donkeh

when you say donkey in the most Scottish ascent you have. or you are doing a impression of Shrek which is more likely

Dude1: say Donkeh

Dude2: ok DOOOOOOONKEHHHHH!!!!!!!

by a very concerned individual September 19, 2019

Donked Out

Donked out:

1. To drop out of an event/evening through stupidity or over indulgence.

2. To fail generally at a task.

"Christ lads, what happened to the Shiel twins last night? Tom donked out with a diabetic episode and Dan got sun stroke, total Donks"

"Did you see Shiel get knocked back by chebs and her mate, he donked out big time"

by Big J Macc June 23, 2009