Dongnabbler

1. A politically correct term to recognize one's tendency to perform fellatio.

You Dongnabbler! Can't you go a week without blowing a frat boy?

by DNA_N_O_N_Y_M_O_U_S June 6, 2018

Bongo Dongo

An insult that is used to confuse the person your insulting...

Ha, Ur just a big Bongo Dongo

by B.Zorro September 11, 2018

Donion Rings

A term used to break up with someone that isn't putting out enough.

Mike: Alice, we are totes donion rings!
Alice: Nooooooooo

by LizzyLo May 11, 2014

donions

Dehydrated Onions

At McDonald's restaurants, there are two types of onions: Quarter Onions, which are the big hunks of onions that come on bigger sandwiches, such as the Quarter-Pounder with cheese, and Dehydrated Onions, which are the little diced onions that come on hamburgers and cheeseburgers.

They are called 'dehydrated' because they are ordered in a dehydrated form. Water is added to turn them from hard flakes into the onions that you find on your burger.

When somebody wants their order a special way, the order taker has to specify what the customer wants. The order taker uses a little menu that has words like 'w/out' 'only' 'sub' and then shortened names for condiments such as 'ketchp' 'mustrd' 'pckle' 'onions' (for quarter onions) and 'donion' for dehydrated onions.

Many drive thrus have a menu that displays your order as it is entered into the computer. A cheeseburger without onions will appear as:
1 CHEESEBURGER
1 W/OUT DONION

by Cory Crowe July 6, 2005

Cellphone Donging

The act of sending a picture of one's Penis via text message.

Ted: Hey man, did you hear about what Brett Favre did?
Bill: Ya, he threw for 350yds and 2 TD's on Sunday.
Ted: Well yes, but he also got caught Cellphone donging some female reporter.
Bill: Uh Oh, the NFL's gonna come down hard on him!

by Tdonging October 21, 2010

Donlon

A family. Extremely loud, obnoxious and often times, just outright weird. DO NOT GIVE THEM NOISE MAKERS. Way too many people in one house, and excessive swearing often happens. If you are within a one mile radius of them and a gun, take caution. Donlons are psycho, but you cannot help loving them.

Person 1: What is all that noise?!?!?!?!?
Person 2: Oh, thats just the Donlons.

by THEAWESOMECOUSINS December 30, 2010

doggonit

an expression of showing mild or high frustration

Doggonit, she made me waste my doggone pecan candy.

by Mz_aNgEl January 7, 2008