tux deductible donation

n. Money given to graduate or groom to help him defray costs of hi-jinks-related tuxedo damage.

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Who knew orange spray paint would not wash out?

Yeah. You should totally give Larry a tux deductible donation.

As if.

by gnostic 1 May 27, 2013

Donation

The service of coming a lover in/on the face

Person a: ''Man, I gave Julie a sweet donation last night."
Person b: "Sweet, donations kick ass"

by vulvasker October 13, 2009

Organ donation

The act of fucking a woman, meaning "giving her your organ"

Man, Kellie is looking hot, I’d donate her an organ in a heartbeat!

I’d give Kathleen an anal organ donation like never before!

by Richter Ass October 24, 2020

Stool Donation

A way to give your shit a meaningful value.

After a stool donation: "Hey, You won't believe. People paid me to eat my shit in pills!" - EWWWW!!!!!

by shitcrap February 17, 2021

donation

The throwing of money at jehovah's witnesses as you drive down the road. Preferably a type of coin.

We totally pegged a jehovah witness with a donation as we were going down the road.

by Nickels6336 June 21, 2009

Can a bitch get a donation?

Just what it says. Can a bitch get a donation to pay her electric bill so she can get her lights back on? Can a bitch get a donation so she can put some food in her child's mouth? Can a bitch get a donation so she can pay the rent and her car note?
Can a bitch get a donation?

You go through your whole call log until you find someone who is willing to donate to a good cause.

Phone Rings:

Tia: Hello?

Conquesha: Hey girl, Can a bitch get a donation? The repo man is planning a stakeout outside my house.

Tia: "click" (dial tone...)

Conquesha: ...Shit, let me call Mo'Mo'.

by thatdude23 October 10, 2012

Donating

The act of going to a clinic and giving your sperm or egg for families or gays who cannot create children on their own.

Hey doug, I just went down to the clinic and got done donating my special material so some special family or pair of homosexuals can have a child.

by Dimpond July 29, 2013