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Jerking off with the non-dominant hand

V. To engage in the sexual act of "jerking off" with the hand that was not intended, by God, for that purpose.

Linked in case studies to the acquisition of carpal tunnel by exposing your "wanker" to odd angles of hand movement.

See also: Awkward masturbation techniques.
See also: The ouewwwwww face.
Andrew, upon getting home from school Wednesday, attempted to shag his dog with his left hand, which he had never used before. Having missed out on years of practiced stroking, the left hand was inconsistent, uncooperative, and altogether an awkward and unfortunate choice. Andrew has decided that there will be no more jerking off with the non-dominant hand ever again.
by Gee Twat December 30, 2009
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Dominant Arm Position

n The state of having control over a shared armrest, such as on a plane or in a movie theater
Guy 1: "Dude, I'm so uncomfortable. Stop hogging the armrest."

Guy 2: "That's not my fault. You should have established a dominant arm position when you sat down."
by meh25 July 20, 2011
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dominant slut

A type of person that is a completely sexually fluid whore and owns right to be assertive about it, without any judgement. A dominant slut gets what they want and feel no shame in getting it. They are in charge of their deviant sex lives.
"I'm lucky my partner is a dominant slut."

"We're having an orgy organised, don't worry she's doing a dominant slut."

"Dominant sluts are the real feminists."
by Nymphetamine.girl April 6, 2020
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Looking Dominant and Fertile

One variation of the phrase breedable and submissive, implying the subject visually resembles one that would dominate in the bedroom and pass their dominant genes down, including, but not limited to: simply being on top, being the controller of the sexual partner, and being the one tending to their partner's kinks.
1. Manly Christine (female) walks into the room.
2. Jesse (male): "Looking dominant and fertile, bro- keep it up.
3. Manly Christine (female): "Oh, thank you, man; you're looking rather submissive and breedable, yourself!"
4. Jesse (male): "Wow, thanks!"
by Nopnop August 14, 2021
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DOMinant

When something is either good, very good, or absolutely awesome.
Pat Carey: Dude, you ever hear of bagels n butter dude?
Turner: Um... yeah.
Pat Carey: Dude, it's DOMinant.
by Cheeno Terriblo July 16, 2009
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Dominant submissive relationship

A relationship between a Dominant and his/her submissive that is built on trust, respect, communication, honesty, and great sex. An unbreakable bond.
They’ve been in a Dominant submissive relationship for 12 years.
by Rosegoldqueen1 July 13, 2018
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Dominant

A dominant is Dwight with a box of KFC chicken in a shelf if you come close he'll jizz on ya in defence
Vote yo Nama man who is a dominant is in control
by Lord yobama July 20, 2019
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