Doosey

Who is a potato who lives in a bin?
What a Doosey!
Who thinks he's real good but rarely wins?
He's a Doosey!
If getting bad grades is something you wish
Then drive to the dump and call like a fish

"He is such a Doosey?"
"What a Doosey!"

by DoozeMaster December 4, 2016

Doose

1.) An Animal that is half duck, half moose. It is normally found in your backyard or wherever Cap'n Crunch is sold.

Guy 1: Whoa man, you better put away that beef jerky. A doose might be near.

Guy 2: Okay, those animals can get pretty crazy.

by Dooses4ever May 4, 2009

Doose

a combination of a deer and a moose; commonly and often humorously confused with deuce

Steve: Dude, I was walking a trail the other day and saw this fat doose over by the trees.
James: That is disgusting.

by RufflesStiltskin November 15, 2011

Dooseldorf

An angry turd that has you bolting from your seat, bed, or whatever you may be doing, hustling to the nearest bathroom to drop that stinky growler.

Oh shit, wheres the bathroom, man? I feel a Dooseldorf about to erupt from my asshole!growler

by Mr. Dooseldorf November 15, 2014

Dudosery

Dudodsery is a wide term, but mostly used to refer to a missile silo in Iraq funded by Putin.

We have our own host machine and Dudosery and payment for the host is no longer a problem.

by Amnestics October 12, 2018

Dodohead

Dodohead means someone or maybe yourself doing something stupid/dumb,being stupid/dumb or saying something stupid/dumb

You dodohead that’s not how you do it!

by Dodohead creator November 2, 2020

DoDos

A group of people who try to lose sporting events by sabotaging it for those who care. Also an insecure maneuvre used by talentless athletes to turn any sport into a win/win.

XXX: Yo, did your team win the volleyball game yesterday?

Veni: Nah, it was fucked up by a bunch of DoDos.

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DoDos: Haha! We succeeded in screwing up yet another game! We win!

by VerySadRaven February 13, 2010