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brown docking

The act of passing one turd from the anus of one individual to another anus of an individual, achieved with care, patience and lubrication. First witnessed in the German Porno film 'Choc Horror'.
I watched as the two lesbians engaged in brown docking, slowly, one girl strained to expel her turd whilst the other girl, the receiver, relaxed her anal sphincter muscles and received the turd completely into her own rectum.
by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004
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Penis Docking

When two men unite by joining their penises, head to head, to make a rod with one back. The foreskin of the dominant male (or space station) is wrapped over the end of the smaller knob belonging to the submissive male(or moon unit) to great a blind, but elongated penis shaft.
Son: Hey Dad, while I'm not really into penis docking it might help us to do some father and son bonding. Dad: That would would be lovely son. I haven't felt the touch of your knob for years.
by Lazzareth April 23, 2015
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Decking the sisters

Decking the sisters is term used to describe punching a woman in the breasts.
Back when I played that virtual Bart Simpson game I always loved decking the sisters.
by SisterDecker March 17, 2011
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Head docking

the art of stretching ones foreskin over another persons face
raph had fallen asleep on the couch so kramer gave him a foresking hoodie, raph appreciaited it as it winter, head docking is an egyptian sport.
by dock champion April 26, 2010
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hot dobecki sandwich

named after the legendary "mike dobecki", a "hot dobecki sandwhich" is when a women spreads her labias and has an individual defecate feces into her vagina.
"after she told me to cum inside her, i finished with a midnight hot dobecki sandwich.
by themikeydean March 8, 2017
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Micro docking

Micro docking is when a normal guy with a normal size penis fucks the inverted dick hole of a fat guy with a micro penis.
I have the best orgasms when micro docking with my fat friend, Jamie, he has the tightest inverted dick hole ever!
by Dandydickhole February 9, 2018
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Docking

Docking: Two men are gathered… one circumcised, the other, not circumcised. The non-circumcised individual places his erect penis to the tip of the other gentleman who then pulls his foreskin over the two heads and proceeds to jerk them both off.
Docking: “Want to go dock weiners? I don’t have time to hit the gym and take selfies, so I want to do something gay before my wife and I meet up at Olive Garden.”
by cdougy Jackson Pendelton September 30, 2016
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