distracted

being stoned; a way to describe being stoned to people that may not approve of marijuana use.

"you missed the turn, Bobby"
"sorry, i'm a little distracted..."

by nofxmikeb October 27, 2005

distraction

What the right wing media does with their left hand, so that you don't notice them reducing your wages, benefits, retirement and rights to privacy, organization and human treatment by your employer and government with the other hand. Seeright wing paranoid wackosouthern redneck

They're going to take your guns!!!!! What do you mean they gave the corporations individual rights without having to pay individual income tax?

Watch my left hand, pay no attention to the oil company (distraction) behind the screen.

by Duke Mt. one January 19, 2011

distractant

Something, like music or drugs, that distracts you temporarily from your real life problems.

I always need a distractant on Monday mornings...

by JakePH August 08, 2010

distractional

Our lives revolve around things like cars/media/TECH which are positive distractions in our lifestyle

Yo that hoverboard is dope, very distractional!

by www.distractional.com December 02, 2015

Distraction

A distraction is basical- oh wow... this is very distracting

A distraction is when something stops you from doing what you have to do.

by Henry stickmin September 09, 2020

distractivity

the activity of distraction from being productive

Joe was caught up in distractivity and not focused on the most important task at hand.

by John Clarke July 13, 2006

Distraction Cake

Something pleasant which draws attention from a situation which could be awkward or embarrassing for those involved. Distraction cake originated in British teen dramedy "Skins" where Emily Fitch produced a delicious chocolate cake, seemingly from thin air, in order to remove attention from Naomi Campbell who was being heckled about her sexuality - presumably as an act to show her undying love.

Cook: I know the cure
Naomi: The cure for what?
Cook: It's my cock
Naomi: What the hell are you talking about?
*Awkward glances and laughter*
Emily: Hey look what I made! (Produces delicious distraction cake)

by TheWroteAndTheWrit February 21, 2009