Diddywasher

A Scottish (Glaswegian) term meaning 'One who has a worthless job' or an unimportant person.

I will not be lectured by this Diddywasher'

by Don Curlywurly March 28, 2010

crumb diddy

A person who loves to finesse the glass dick. They will sell their soul to blow clouds like a chimney. Has the body odour similar to a morgue. A MASTER CARPET SURFER.

See that dope fiend out there sucking the soul out of that glass dick, what a crumb diddy.

by JoDogg4Hunnit May 12, 2017

cripe-a-diddy

A super squeaky clean non-swear word for people who do not swear.

When my dear aunt was very upset, she used to mutter under her breath, “well, cripe-a-diddy!”

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2021

diddy mao

It's Vietnamese slang for "go quickly".

"What part of "Diddy Mao" don't you understand, Skinner?"
-The Simpsons

"Mao! Diddy Mao!"
-Deer Hunter

by Da Troof123 January 11, 2009

diddycoy

Originally a Romani term of respect (dadika) for an older person, this has come to mean (in UK English) a Gypsy or traveller who is not of pure blood. The insult is therefore compounded, not only does this person have the negative qualities that prejudice has associated with travellers, but they are also of suspect descent, doubly damned.

they're not even proper gyppos, they're fucking diddikois

by klidenengro September 9, 2004

disdik

The upstairs neighbor to deez nutz, but unlike deez nutz, disdik has a mind of its own

When my girlfriend asked what I got her for her birthday I simply replied, DISDIK!

by bigo May 10, 2004

pee-diddy

An event when an individual tries to urinate and comparatively insignificant amount of urine is expelled out of the body (less than 50 ml usually).

Example 1:

Man to a Friend: I woke up last night really needing to take a piss. After forcing my tired ass to the loo only a few drops of piss came out.

Friend. It was only a pee-diddy. Don't worry about it.

Example 2:

"I usually end up doing a pee-diddy just before I undertake a sporting activity. I just have to get all the liquid out of me to feel comfortable on the field."

by StNaz September 1, 2011