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Muffins up yer dirtbox

The act of shoving a muffin (or muffins of any flavour) up a gaping, yawning sphincter. In some circumstances, this is repeated until no further baked delight is phsically capable of entering the tortured, distended shitchute, even after a good ramming with a broomhandle.
What could we do in this year's Talent Show? I dunno, luv, how about we try the "muffins up yer dirtbox" routine? That went down well at your mum's 80th.
by Flapjackandy November 30, 2009
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Dirtrocker

A Dirtrocker is a person, boy or girl, who lives in a small town, rural country or mountanious region. Daily activities include but are not limited to hunting, camping, fishing, and beers at the hunting club. Dirtrocker transportation of choice is a 4x4 truck or any vehicle with parts from more than 3 other vehicles. The term Dirtrocker is similar to redneck, hillbilly trailor trash or cracker.
Most people in town like to keep a low profile, but not THAT dirtrocker. Look at her hanging her head out the window of her 4x4 whoopin it up! Must be she just left the hunting club and is heading back to the duck blind.
by barbieisawelder October 28, 2009
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dirtboney

The act of inserting the penis into the anus, then removing and initiating traditional intercourse.
Man, I totally gave Amy a dirtboney last night. I accidentally hit the wrong hole, but just recovered and acted like nothing happen.
by AverijJoe September 15, 2009
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dirtbomb

A woman who doesn't clean her vaginal area or one who loves sperm on her face and in her mouth.
"I busted one in that dirtbomb last night and now my nuts itch."

"Your girl is such a dirtbomb. She can't go to the store without running into ten guys she screwed."
by Mack Dougal May 30, 2008
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DirtyRobby

Bank robber who in the heat of the robbery shits his pants. Stinking up a hostage situation. Making himself and those in witness very uncomfortable and sick.
Steve went to the bank and did a dirtyRobby.
by R.Woodward April 1, 2020
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Dirtbox

When you get really drunk and you act like a foool!
Andy Lane was such a dirtbox last night!
by sjhbdchyvbls94 December 12, 2011
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dirtrock

a word for mexican women. usually mexican hoes.
Damn those dirtrocks got VD!
by robbin magooch May 24, 2008
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