Diet coke

the most addicting/ best drink in the world.
i can go through a whole 12 pack of diet coke a day! its so good!
by Purple Goat Eating A Mint December 24, 2008
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diet coke

Crushed up ritalin or focalin. Typically lasts longer than cocaine, resembles cocaine, doesn’t taste as good (stings when you snort it), and feels about the same.
I’m about to snort some Diet Coke.
by wert555 February 18, 2021
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diet coke

a) Diet CocaCola
b) Artificial sweetener snorted by dumb diet-crazed blondes.
The coke in the silver can.

What that dumb chick in math has on her nose.
by Macadaciouse May 06, 2004
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diet coke

What people drink to be "healthy", it is in fact far more unhealthy than regular Coke due to the aspartame contained within which can eat holes in the brain.
"Got any Diet Coke?"
"No, but I've got some drano you can chug."
by Angry Liberal June 01, 2005
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diet coke

Cocaine - as used by the rap group Clipse in the song "Hello New World".
Baggin' up grams at the Hyatt though. The news called it crack, I called it Diet Coke.
by TheManHere June 08, 2007
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diet coke

A drink with no nutritional value but apparently some people like how it tastes. Water seems like a much better substitute for diet coke or diet anything for that matter.
Drive-thru attendant: "Would you like a drink with that?"

Dude 1: "How much is a drink - a diet coke?"

Attendant: "It's 1.29."

Dude 2(in car too): "Dude, ask for water and see if they charge."

Dude 1: "Ummm.. how much do you charge for a small cup of water."

Attendant: "It's free."

Dude 2: "Get that, and one for me too. After all, aren't we saving up for our future rides hopefully?"

Dude 1: "Word." *To attendant*: "Water it is then. We'll have the H two O sweetie."

Dude 2: "Good deal man."
by Adel7 September 11, 2007
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diet coke

A bastardised decaffinated and low joule version of the best soft drink in the universe.

Can also be used as an insult:
"You are the diet coke of evil" - Mike Myers, Austin Powers.

"You diet coke sir, taste like ass"
by Lucifer February 27, 2005
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