dickzilla

this ones pretty self-explanatory

A guy with a Huge Cock

I guess I can be considered a Mr. Dickzilla.

by Amitesh October 18, 2005

Dicklip

Dicklips
-noun
1. Someone who looks like (s)he takes a lot of "it" in the mouth.

2. An insult in which one states the recipient's lips resemble male genitals.

Dicklipin'
-verb
1. Failure to counter/rebound an insult

EX:
-noun
"Hey dicklips, why don't you do what you do best--suck it!"

-verb
"Oh snap, son. She's totally dicklipin'! She ain't got nothing!"

by TofuPanda August 15, 2009

dickzit

(n. slang) A pinkish pustulant eruption on the head of the penis resulting from genital warts. Literally, a zit that forms on the dick, dickzits are also found on surrounding parts of the slippery penile meatus and can be spread to women, thus becoming clitzits on the slimy vaginal pussy.

I've got so many dickzits, my cock looks like a PayDay. Wanna eat me?

by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008

DickWipe

The act of being the first person to pass out at party while all of your friends wipe their dick on your face and take pictures of or video tape it and post it on the internet.

Man that punk ass couldn't even handle his shit and passed out after 2 drinks so naturally we had to dickwipe that little bitch.

by Tommysalami May 23, 2008

Dickipedia

noun A person, usually male, who feels the need to demonstrate his intelligence by correcting or elaborating on an often insignificant aspect of your story.

I hate having a conversation with that guy around. He is such a Dickipedia, like Cliff Clavin without the charm.

by Pdx Doug January 7, 2009

dickwipe

v.: dickwiping
p.p.: dick wiped
title: dickwiper
adj.: dickwipe

v: reffering to the act of wiping one's front genital.

adj. same concept as asswipe,

a coward
a dumbass
a shit head
a fuckhead
an idiot
a homosexual, but non-bashingly, same as calling someone "a faggot" or something "gay", doesn't necessarily have to be homosexual, but would be funnier if used by homosexuals

"ya you keep telling me you didn't run away and I'll believe you, you dickwipe"

v: you asshole, you look like you've got much experiance in dickwiping, I could hire you.

p.p.: every morning, he was dick-wiped by his girlfriend, shit almost shone through his pants.

title: "yeah right after I won the lottery, I hired a dickwiper"

adj.: "you're such a stupid fucking dickwipe

by Axel Sel December 21, 2013

Dickrip

When a man's dick is so big that it physically rips a girl's vagina in half

Bro 1: Dude, I gave this virgin a dickrip last night
Bro 2: Woah, she's never gonna call you back.

by 50x a virgin July 30, 2014