When you're sexting one person and having a very serious conversation with another person, prompting an erection and making it go away just as quickly over and over.
"I was sexting my girlfriend while my dad was texting me about my grandma's death and it gave me dicklash."
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Get the Dicklash mug.To brain wash a wemon or man with your dick to get that person to do what you want I dickwashd that bitch she buy me everything done dick wahed that bitch also to live off your dick buy fucking older bitches so you can live off that dickwashing then you start a cult of bitches you dick washed
Man she so in love after I dickwashd that ho she get me whatever I need with a dickwashd ho you got a bitch brainwashed bye dicking them doing good I live off my dickwashd hos
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verb. - to whip one's dick on someone's face, usually leaving a mark.
noun. - the mark left on one's face after being whipped with a dick.
noun. - the mark left on one's face after being whipped with a dick.
verb -
Johnny: I can't wait to dicklash her in Gold Class.
noun -
Connie: I'd so love to get a dick whipped in my face!
Johnny: It may leave a mark though...
Connie: Oh yeah, there's nothing worse than dicklash.
Johnny: I can't wait to dicklash her in Gold Class.
noun -
Connie: I'd so love to get a dick whipped in my face!
Johnny: It may leave a mark though...
Connie: Oh yeah, there's nothing worse than dicklash.
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Get the dicktash mug.The result of either masturbating/having intercourse when a spot on your knob gets too dry, resulting in a carpetburn-like effect.
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Get the Dicklash mug.When you start dating a guy and can’t think straight about them and are all about the physical/ sexual. You don’t want to sleep. Most women or men regret dating this person after the cockcusson resolves.
Treatment is opposite of whiplash (causing concussion ((in this case cockcussion)): encourage SLEEP. Eventually.. cut off all possible avenues to that dick (man).
Treatment is opposite of whiplash (causing concussion ((in this case cockcussion)): encourage SLEEP. Eventually.. cut off all possible avenues to that dick (man).
Past tense: “I was so dicklashed with Brad. I couldn’t even see how big of a pyscho he was until I found out he was going to court for domestic abuse towards his ex girlfriend and found all his unlabeled pills in baggies.”
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