dickpicker

n. specifically, a man who has ticks on his penis, but can be any man who has questionable or dirty genitals.

Shutup, you fucking dickpicker! Like hell you were with my mother last night.

by jekkle June 22, 2006

dickthinker

A man with sexual motives or a man "thinking with his dick"

Wheres Matt tonight?

Ohh hes with his girlfriend.

...Such a "dickthinker"

Haaard.

by Wayne-OH February 20, 2011

dickshinery

a shiner; dickshine. someone who sucks too much weener, shines it.

what is this dickshinery?

by SuperDINOBadass May 30, 2009

Dickholery

The act of being a person who is both an asshole and a dick, and who thereby acquires and exhibits the worst qualities of both.

About 1 in 10 people is out of work thanks in large part to government and Wall Street dickholery.

by unrealgecko August 22, 2011

dickrider

N. The polar opposite of a hater. someone who will praise their favorite band/artist/actor/athlete as if they were Jesus of Nazareth, and take any criticism of that person as a personal insult.

Guy 1: Dude Lil Wayne is really overrated. he's not deep at all, and knows no other topics other than guns, weed, and sex.

Guy 2: OMG STOP HATING MAN! WAYNE IS THE BEST RAPPER ALIVE! WEEZY F BABY!!!!

Guy 1: Ill stop hating when you stop being a dickrider.

by young enigma December 11, 2009

dicklicker

someone who kisses up to someone

ay man quit suckin up to that nigga u startin to be a dicklicker

by johs May 24, 2008

Dickhacker

A female that tries to stop a man from getting any ass.

Guy 1: Yo man she is a straight dickhacker.. She tried to stop my fuck game bruh..

Guy 2: Yea.. She made me lose this tight little piece ass I was working on.. She straight dickhacking!!

by Tampa Nigha November 16, 2009