Dickfuck

A stupid fucker; a fuck up.

Billy is being obnoxious; Eddy tells him,"shut up you dickfuck." Eddy uses the word "dickfuck" to insult Billy.

by Bitchlica April 3, 2005

dickflix

it's like netflix but wih dicks

"mum, shall we put dickflix on tonight?"

by bearface14 June 19, 2016

DickFucked

Past tense of the world renowned verb dickfucking. It's either getting fucked by a dick or fucking a dick. We are also not exactly sure...

George: "Do you want to get dickfucked or do you want to dickfuck?
Henry: "Yes?"

by ReliantRobin March 10, 2021

Dickfuck

A fucking idiot who won't shut the fuck up, yet hasn't the slightest clue that they are wrong, because they are so fucking concieted.

Thomas is a dickfuck and someone needs to set the facts straight to shut his fat ass up.

by GeurillaChris December 28, 2005

Dickflute

1.Noun- An insult to one person at anyone time.

2. Noun- A word for a Penis. To play the the Dickflute is to masturbate.

Linda: You're a piece of shit, you know that?
John: Pffft, whatever, Dickflute.

John: Linda is such a Dickflute.

Matt: See you guys later, I'm just gonna go play the Dickflute!

by El Dickflute July 9, 2010

Dickslump

The act of falling into your partners mouth while he/she gives you a blowjob.

Molly: So I started sucking his dick and he just dickslumped into me.
Julie: What a dick.

by CrxzyBxstxrd November 2, 2013

dickflat

A Term used to define a male erection that all of a sudden goes Flaccid for no apparent reason.

I was having sex with my boyfriend and we were just "Bumping and Grinding" when all of a sudden he went limp, ERT! He got a DICKFLAT!

by Virtual Fantasm February 24, 2015