dickheading around

(Australian Slang) The act of being a dickhead, usually causing inconvenience to others.

Stop dickheading around, we don't have time.

by Blue Socked Llama August 22, 2007

Dickeling

The act of tickling the body of another with one's own penis.

Jeremy woke surprised to find Vincent dickeling him in bed.

by Razzy_Lee March 12, 2011

dickyeeting

Taking something useful, and throwing it as far away as possible rendering it completely useless.

I'm not sure why you keep dickyeeting your pen, you still need to write a paper.

by PlatKnight August 22, 2022

Dickening

A complete destruction of all traces of innocence by means of a relatively large dick. Can also destroy other things. Like vaginas and assholes

Wow. Tailor is leaking shit everywhere. Her ass must have seen the dickening last night

by Old dicker January 11, 2017

Diabeating your kids

When parents feed their young children, who do not know better or aren't given any healthy options, pure crap, resulting in juvenile onset diabetes. This should be considered child abuse.

Mom to already obese kid: Now what do you want for dinner? McDonald's, KFC, or Pizza Hut?

Obese Kid:We already had Pizza Hut for breakfast, and KFC for lunch, so let's go to McDonald's!

Mom to already obese kid: Ok, well get whatever you like sweetie!

Obese Kid: I want two double bacon cheese burgers, a large chocolate shake, and a large Coke.

Mom: Are you sure that's enough honey?

Obese Kid: Yeah....

Mom to Drive-Thru Attendant: He's going to need more than that, make that 4 double bacon cheeseburgers, and a large fry, large milkshake, and large Coke.

Drive-Thru Attendant: Damn lady! You should stop diabeating your kids!

by Unfortunate Truth July 10, 2012

Dick Ridin/Dick Eating

S and B Sucking the skin off of someone's dick, balls deep and constantly bouncing on someone 24/7 with so much passion and always giving them props even if its not necessary.

Always talking about someone even though its not necessary or greatly acknowledging someone.

Can you stop Dick Ridin/Dick Eating

by The Roast God! September 6, 2016

hood dickering

To sell a woman to a pimp for drugs

or labor finder for pimps

I've been hood dickering them hoes all day

I've got to hood dicker me some hoes so I can get some more stones

by team boobiez January 12, 2015