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dickappointment

Dickappointment- The non gender specific genitalia related disappointment, due to a long awaited rendezvous. And no rain checks are issued or accepted.
**Female: Damn, I was really looking forward to getting that dick-down this weekend....but he decided that wouldn't work (dickappointment). Thinking he could get a rain check. Silly Man.

**Male: Damn, I was gonna put it on ole girl in Va this wkend , But my ppl from college are coming to my town, ill get with Miss Va. some other time......only to realize there are no 2nd chances-dickappointment

Dickappointment- The non gender specific genitalia related disappointment, due to a long awaited rendezvous. And no rain checks are issued or accepted.
by MaleCollector December 1, 2015
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Dickapades

Various things you do with your dick - ie. putting it in peanut butter, having sex with multiple partners in one night, cheating on your girlfriend.

Actions controlled by your dick.
I stuck my dick in some peanut butter and fucked this bitch who was allergic to peanuts. Boy, sometimes my dickapades really get me in trouble!
by Slappy Cockmonuss June 22, 2010
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Dickapitate

To cut the head off of one's cock.
"Put your head in the dirt and you're dickapitated"
~Rick Ross
by Maximilian. August 24, 2012
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dickapus

He just read your diary. He's such a dickapus.
by SpringBreak2k14 December 5, 2014
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dickapotomus

1. Used in lieu of colossal dick.
2. A person that is a real asshole.
Man that guy that cut me off is a real dickapotomus.

Hey Cody , stop being a dickapotomus.
by Cblantooo April 17, 2017
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dickapitation

similar to the removal of a head, "decapitation", whereas in this case the head being lost is the dick
"Nah, man, she's crazy. Went down on a guy and went all dickapitation on him. He lost five inches and has to pee sitting down now."
by _welp_ June 29, 2017
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DiCkaprio

It’s just dick and DiCaprio together.
Girl reading Leonardo DiCaprio fanfic: so she got the d...?
Me: WE GOT THE DICKAPRIO.

*this is literally what happened when I created this word*
by saltysunz August 20, 2020
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