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dickboard

When someone draws a dick on the whiteboard on your door in your college residence.
Will: Oh fuck someone dickboarded us!
Mike: They dickboarded us?!?? Fuck those assholes, lets get em'.
by The Third Floor September 17, 2017
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Dickbone

Another word for a male's pelvic bone as females have another name for their pelvic bone. Sexist pigs...
Doctor doctor, I think I have broken my dickbone!!!
by OwMyDickbone! October 23, 2017
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dicklobe

The underside of the penis; skin fold connecting the shaft to the balls.
Damn, that bitch sucked my dicklobe real good last night.
by Votterbin July 10, 2022
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Email Dicknob

1. A person that consistently responds to email in the most arrogant and / or demeaning way possible in as few words as possible, but when in face to face interactions are kind and considerate.

2. A person that sends an email response equivalent to one word for every sentence received.
Example #1. I was surprised by what a nice guy John Doe was, because he is such an "email dicknob".

Example #2. Original Email Message:
John Doe, it was great to meet with you today. I enjoyed the opportunity to discuss our potential for partnering together in this exciting joint venture. I know that we have the right plan in place, and look forward to our long term success.

John Doe Response

- Me too
by Scottrude May 27, 2010
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Dicknob

Shut up, dicknob!
by ????? November 19, 2003
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Dickjob

a sexual act much like a handjob in which the giver of the dickjob keeps their hand at crotch level, lubricated, and completely stationary. The recipient of the dickjob proceeds to fuck the stationary hand until satisfied and/or ejaculation is reached. This varies from the handjob in that the hand is stationary; in a handjob the hand moves to provide gratification, while in a dickjob, the dick moves to receive gratification. This is a popular sexual act among the gay, amish, and ginger communities.
"Did you see Ryan give that dude a dickjob at Jason's bar mitzvah? That shit was so fucking cash, bro. I wanted to be next up, but my dad cut me in line and I didn't have $10."
by Hans Kupholder May 13, 2009
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dickbubble

Its when a chick is chewing on gum and sucking your dick then she blows a bubble as she is still sucking your dick
That girl really knows had to suck a good dickbubble
by sharpierfun2 June 3, 2008
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