When you look like you don´t understand or when you are in schok.
-There is only two people in the world who can do the real dick face. The swedish politician Maud olofsson and Lina vilsson.
-There is only two people in the world who can do the real dick face. The swedish politician Maud olofsson and Lina vilsson.
You make a statement that schoks or offence the other person. The person makes *dick face* and then you say "haha, dick face"
- Look a cat!
- *dick face*
-haha dick face!
- Look a cat!
- *dick face*
-haha dick face!
by fagersta February 09, 2010
by melonfelon April 24, 2010
The face made after getting your ass kicked or fucking up in a big way and you have nothing to say . Usually the face conveys the espression one has when simply thinking FUCK.
Johnny manziel is tearing apart your defense after you talked a ton of shit . You sit there with the Dick face.
by Malcdaddy September 14, 2013
Person in which has absolutely no intelligence, looks as if they fell from a ugly tree hitting every branch on the way down, throughly enjoys duck sausage. This persons face just really pisses you off.
by *LiLMaMaSpAzZ* December 18, 2020
When someone wears their facemask during a world pandemic with their nose hanging out, the equivalent of a man wearing underwear with his dick hanging out above them. It defeats the purpose of the mask, or the underwear.
I'm not going to that store again, the cashier always has dick face and I have no intention of catching COVID-19 from them!
by amynluv March 24, 2021