smokes the cheesy dick

Anything which sucks profusely. Used to represent something that not only sucks, blows or is otherwise just terrible but is totally and utterly horrible. In this instance smoking is a term used to represent felatio or sucking cock. Cheesy dick is used to not only represent the case of a man with cheese dick but also to represent something really cheesy, corny or lame.

1. "This is the worst game I've ever played, it fucking smokes the cheesy dick."
2. Jim: "This party fucking sucks."
Ned: "No shit, it's totally smoking the cheesy dick."

by Bafilius January 27, 2007

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by 0AmanasazA0 November 21, 2025

dicksmoker

someone who gets on thier knees for the boss!

Nathan is Don's dicksmoker!

by coastworm October 8, 2003

dicksmoker

Synonym for "cocksucker"

Quit blocking the intersection, you dicksmoker!

by Anthony Volpe April 22, 2003

dicksmoke

A male who enjoys having penises in his mouth; a gay guy who likes to suck dicks.

That guy is a dicksmoke. I have proof! I saw him blow Old Man Withers last weekend.

by Wang Delicious January 28, 2003

dicksmoke

a fat bitch ass old woman who is very ugly and probably has her hair died either blue or green.

look at that scumbag dicksmoke

by joperk12 April 4, 2007

Dicksmoke

When your patty is in a steam roller connected to a gas mask used for smoking doob and you simultaneously fellate yourself (See "autofellatio}") and take a nice big toke.

"Hey, Bob, believe you me: when ya dicksmoke, beware the moneyshot. Not a good taste with tha weed"

by Dill dOugh February 17, 2004