A complete fucking monster dick

When you can't decide between complete dick and complete monster.. Can refer to a partner who swindles you out of 30k and then breaks up with you to hookup with someone asap

Me: "I just got bamboozled. I thought it was the real deal, but I just lost everything.. :("

Friend: "damn. You just waisted a year and a half on a complete fucking monster dick."

P.S. both of those are actually just me, I'm just really sad..

by IjustgotTotallybamboozled June 5, 2021

A spare dick in a fucking contest

To describe a someone who gives little or no contribution to a task.

"Jenny didn't help at all, she just stood around like a spare dick in a fucking contest"

by hteb78 April 29, 2013

Davids FUCKING BIG DICK

A piece of instrument used to create oil and when erected can reach the length of 20 miles .

"Oh my God! Its Davids FUCKING BIG DICK, RUN!" said Nelson Lou

by safasdfsa November 12, 2018

Beau is a fucking obese dick

Beau is a fucking obese dick

Beau is a fucking obese dick

by PurpleStarr November 6, 2017

fucking lil dick

thinks he has a big cock but its nothing compared to matt jordan

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

mother fucking ass dick

A mother fucking ass dick is someone who is a man who has an ass and a dick and fucks mothers.

Paul: "Hey Jim look at that father over there".
Jim: " What a mother fucking ass dick".

by 47 chromosomes March 19, 2021

Fucking Motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face

when you get really pissed off at someone and put swear words together to make an insult that doesn't make much sense

dickhead: oi! i slept with your mum last night

you: fucking motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face!

dickhead: what?

you: never mind

by pioneer2108 December 31, 2011