Leonardo DiCaprio

Bitch who finally won an oscar and showed his middle finger to the world. And he also likes yachts.

Leonardo DiCaprio: "I won an oscar bitches, so you can go fuck yourselves!!!!11 I'm the Queen of the world and nobody can drag me down, not even one direction or Larry!!!!!!11 I'm immortal!!!!111

Titanic: "No your not."

Leo: "Oh shit not again."

Iceberg: "Here I come."

Leo: *Dies*

by moehoeboe June 17, 2016

Leonardo DiCaprio

The cutest actor ever. He's cute, hilarious, and HOT. He almost won an award for Titanic, but I'm ANGRRRRRRRRRRY that he didn't win it.

Leonardo DiCaprio is hot as hell.

by Leonardo DiCaprio Lover March 25, 2010

Leonardo DiCaprio

The sexiest man alive, AKA Chiara Focardi's soon-to-be husband.

Leonardo DiCaprio can rock a cowboy outfit, a suit of armor, and being butt naked. Can you?

by MrsDiCaprio December 8, 2010

Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio

The haredest contest between actors ever...in the history of the world!
Both are extremely hot, both are talented, and both are married to me.

Me: Hey who do you think is hotter Johnny Depp or Leonardo DiCaprio?

Friend:So it's like a Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio?

Me: Yup

Friend: Dude...I have no idea! It's so hard to choose!

Me: I know right!

by Otter Girl April 24, 2010

Leonardo DiCaprio effect

The Leonardo DiCaprio effect is the process of when a woman ages past the prime age of 25. They are no longer worthy and must be dropped for a new younger woman between the ages of 18-24.

Friend: Hey bro how’s everything with your girl.

Me: not so good man it’s the Leonardo DiCaprio effect.

Friend: oh shit she’s already 25 you better drop that hoe for a new one.

by Sheamus O’hara September 20, 2022

Leonardo Dicaprio

Getting head while standing on the upper decks of a cruise ship at the front of the ship, while standing on your toes and shouting "I'm the king of the world!" It is meant to mimic the scene from the film the Titanic. Deed must be photographed by a fellow passenger for true bragging credit.

"Dude, check out this pic where this chick was giving me a Leonardo Dicaprio!?

by Billy Broom December 17, 2012

leonardo dicaprio

the butt of the longest no oscar prank ever

leonardo dicaprio baby still doesnt have an oscar

by plasticscissors March 12, 2014